The best outcome would've been her dumping him on the field and recording her 14th album based on the sadness she had to overcome. There could've been rain falling and choreography. It would've been perfect. Now she has to live with a mediocre scrote
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Based Kelce for saying r-slur shit like a true athlete.
I love tay but Kelce is a king for not taking the spotlight away from his other teammates because his gf happens to be a famous person. that's pretty selfish.
Also he can propose to her later in a nicer place than Vegas.
Every moid shes been with has a huge thing in common: . The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Think about how life changing it would be if she could adjust one crucial variable regarding the men she dates.
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...Do ya'll forget what a fricking SUPER BOWL RING looks like? I'll remind you.
Kelce could've ripped off his jersey until he was in his birthday suit, put on a pair of dinosaur diapers, put a rainbow wig on his head, and sing "i'm a little teapot". The moment he whips out that array of rock, all panties in a 10-mile radius would instantly drench themselves.
And Brady has like 50 of these. He has to live on a mountaintop in fricking Nepal because otherwise he'd impregnate any set of XX chromosomes by looking at them.
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Ick.
The best outcome would've been her dumping him on the field and recording her 14th album based on the sadness she had to overcome. There could've been rain falling and choreography. It would've been perfect. Now she has to live with a mediocre scrote
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Wrong the best outcome would've been the game just getting cancelled before it starts and tay coming out to sing
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Twitter is in agreement with the ickening.
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The fricking ickening is fricking real among white women on twitter but theyd immediately fawn over him irl if he was fricking around lol
omg! Tall Jacked Rich Famous
He was fricking cringe but he has status so its fine
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Based Kelce for saying r-slur shit like a true athlete.
I love tay but Kelce is a king for not taking the spotlight away from his other teammates because his gf happens to be a famous person. that's pretty selfish.
Also he can propose to her later in a nicer place than Vegas.
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Wow, he is giving off frickboi vibes. Who would have ever thought Kelce was like that.
She can do better.
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Taylor swift has never been BLACKED
Every moid shes been with has a huge thing in common: . The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Think about how life changing it would be if she could adjust one crucial variable regarding the men she dates.
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She ain't gonna date you bro.
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nobody said football players were smart
@Bookers stand with israel
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He's a rebound guy and theyve been dating for like an hour why the frick would they get married
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...Do ya'll forget what a fricking SUPER BOWL RING looks like? I'll remind you.
Kelce could've ripped off his jersey until he was in his birthday suit, put on a pair of dinosaur diapers, put a rainbow wig on his head, and sing "i'm a little teapot". The moment he whips out that array of rock, all panties in a 10-mile radius would instantly drench themselves.
And Brady has like 50 of these. He has to live on a mountaintop in fricking Nepal because otherwise he'd impregnate any set of XX chromosomes by looking at them.
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You guys really put "world champions" on your handegg prizes?
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No it's commemorating us saving the world three times in the last century
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Factcheck: Yes.
Edit: frick
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The massive amount of seethe that Mahomes and Kelce generate is making me like the Chiefs more and more.
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Jason is the cool Kelce. @ManBearFridge can't believe they are brothers.
Trans lives matter
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What's crazy is that I don't know anyone who thinks otherwise.
The other girl got the cooler, retire-early, family man Kelce and Taylor got the awkward meathead.
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Really gives the image that women just want himbos.
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I sometimes wonder if this Taylor Swift isn't the best at choosing romantic partners
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