I want to be happy for Tay but this moment just gave me the ick. What do y'all think??

...Do ya'll forget what a fricking SUPER BOWL RING looks like? I'll remind you.

Kelce could've ripped off his jersey until he was in his birthday suit, put on a pair of dinosaur diapers, put a rainbow wig on his head, and sing "i'm a little teapot". The moment he whips out that array of rock, all panties in a 10-mile radius would instantly drench themselves.

And Brady has like 50 of these. He has to live on a mountaintop in fricking Nepal because otherwise he'd impregnate any set of XX chromosomes by looking at them.