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:marseycoomer2: LARP or the all time GOAT of /h/femaledatingstrategy? Place you're bets.

https://old.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/1ajkpd8/i_f32_had_another_threesome_this_weekend_with_my/?sort=controversial

White extinction is long overdue so let's imagine both these chaps are charmingly caramel complexioned

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@_userName's sketch proves this threesome happened exactly as described, so everyone who voted LARP loses.

Congratulations to @RubberBandMan @eager_potty and @Kyra for having faith in the power of postwall punani to pull hot young biracial bisexual studs. You each win 50 100 DC.

Congratulations for believing women!

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is this a woman?

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:#marseyminimalism2:

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What is a woman, though? Also leave my drawing alone :marseycry:

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your drawing was perfectly fine, very clear :marseycheerup:

I was laughing at jimmywhales thinking the rectangular bed was the woman

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Updated version with bfs legs moved to be on the bed, my best work

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I've never once lost money betting on the capacity for zoomer men to be pliant little fricktoys for any strong-willed millennial, male or female.

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Oh the whole night was amazing but I loved getting eaten by my boyfriend while the friend fricked him and sucked my toes. That was something I'd wanted to do last time but we didn't get around to it

this is too far even for coomer fiction

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trying too even work out the geometry of this. @JimieWhales might need too draw some stick figures.

https://media.giphy.com/media/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw/giphy.webp

white extinction is long overdue for a second album

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My artistic version

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:marseyoperasmug: wait so her body is a rectangle and then her legs stick out of her head and wrap all the way around 180 degrees to fit her toes in her lover's mouth? This position looks hot.

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That is supposed to be a bed lol. I'm not very good at drawing, I'm much more neurodivergent than artistic :marseyautism:

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:pepemath#:

:peperealization: I got it

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WAIT SO HER BODY IS A RECTANGLE

:marseyxd: get your eyes checked BIPOClet. i cant stop laughing

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*neurodivergent

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You, me, @carpathianfriendly,

whaddaya say?

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Depends, which stick figure would you be?

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The one fricking Carp

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Whew, I thought you were gonna say the one being fricked by Carp. That would have been super gay.

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https://files.catbox.moe/ht44yr.JPG

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:#marseyxd::#marseybigbrain: :#marseypainter:

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incredible

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She and her boyfriend were in a 69 position and the bull was fricking the guy above her head? :marseyhmmm:

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:objection: :marseyjudge: then how did her toes get to the other guy's mouth?

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...then who was TOE???

:#marseygossipshock:

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:marseysigh: I guess it's up to me to get the answer for all you gossip girls.

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!commenters !artcels can someone run the simulations on this and see if the scenario checks out?

The friend is standing up, bent almost completely in half at the waist :marseyselfsuck: to suck on her toes and her legs are long enough they reach all the way past the bf who is crouching in her crotch while getting it from behind?

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That's what I drew! What do I win?

Actually nvm I had the bf standing at the foot of the bed with arms on the bed, is that still all fours?

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:#marseykneel:

ping commenters if you get an answer

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>tfw no kinky bfmilf too scissor with

:marseygiveup:

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clearly you're unfamiliar with the discography of Peaches:

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She preaches the teaches of peaches.

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this is the only peaches song i know

it was big when i was in college

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she has a surprisingly deep catalogue. I actually really love her first album from before she was known as Peaches: (playlist)

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@LilMarseyontheprairie you are an artist what does this look like?

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Not good.

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@JimieWhales choose too believe. Frick the !haters.

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jesus christ the whole thread is just ENDLESS coomers :marseyxd:

[–]No_Vacation7750 1 point 15 days ago

Do they both have big peepees

[–]Talia0409[S] 1 point 15 days ago

Both are about 8 inches but more importantly they both know how to use them

[–]No_Vacation7750 1 point 15 days ago

Are u hairy or shaved

[–]Talia0409[S] 1 point 15 days ago

Shaved

[–]No_Vacation7750 1 point 15 days ago

What colour underwear u wearing

[–]toesucker17 1 point 15 days ago

When was the last time you came and how did it happen?

Favorite position?

How many guys have you been with? Girls?

Do you get naked to masturbate?

Ever had a partner play with your feet? Suck your toes?

Do you taste yourself when you masturbate?

Have you ever c*m from having your nipples sucked?

Favorite place for a guy to c*m?

[–]Talia0409[S] 1 point 15 days ago

Just a few minutes ago masturbating.

Riding him with my nipples in his mouth, on my back with my feet in his mouth, or good old missionary while making out.

32 guys and 21 girls

Of course I get naked, I'm usually naked anyway and I love playing with my tits when I masturbate.

Toe sucking is one of my favorite things in the world.

Yes all the time. I like my taste alot.

Yes I have c*m from having my nipples sucked on occasion.

Inside me or my mouth

>toesucker17: Ever had a partner play with your feet? Suck your toes?

:mar!seyrofl: can't even make this shit up wtf

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I don't get it. Can't they just watch these exact scenarios in porn? But they prefer getting details from a random foid (male) about something that totally happened?

:#marseythonk:

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yup and this actually the reason why onlyfans works as a business model

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@JimieWhales forgot the fricking link the first time. White extinction is long overdue

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:#marseycoomer2: :#coomer: :#whitewomenfuckdogscoomer: :#marseymagdump:

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Huh, Frozen has time for this but not jannying, mental health break my butt.

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