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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess  3mo ago (reddit.com) 749 thread views #247626

:marseycoomer2: LARP or the all time GOAT of /h/femaledatingstrategy? Place you're bets.

https://old.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/1ajkpd8/i_f32_had_another_threesome_this_weekend_with_my/?sort=controversial

White extinction is long overdue so let's imagine both these chaps are charmingly caramel complexioned

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Oh the whole night was amazing but I loved getting eaten by my boyfriend while the friend fricked him and sucked my toes. That was something I'd wanted to do last time but we didn't get around to it

this is too far even for coomer fiction

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clearly you're unfamiliar with the discography of Peaches:

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this is the only peaches song i know

it was big when i was in college

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she has a surprisingly deep catalogue. I actually really love her first album from before she was known as Peaches: (playlist)

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She preaches the teaches of peaches.

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trying too even work out the geometry of this. @JimieWhales might need too draw some stick figures.

https://media.giphy.com/media/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw/giphy.webp

white extinction is long overdue for a second album

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17084657743873558.webp

My artistic version

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:marseyoperasmug: wait so her body is a rectangle and then her legs stick out of her head and wrap all the way around 180 degrees to fit her toes in her lover's mouth? This position looks hot.

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That is supposed to be a bed lol. I'm not very good at drawing, I'm much more neurodivergent than artistic :marseyautism:

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:pepemath#:

:peperealization: I got it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17084743896103585.webp

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WAIT SO HER BODY IS A RECTANGLE

:marseyxd: get your eyes checked BIPOClet. i cant stop laughing

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*neurodivergent

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You, me, @carpathianfriendly,

whaddaya say?

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Depends, which stick figure would you be?

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The one fricking Carp

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Whew, I thought you were gonna say the one being fricked by Carp. That would have been super gay.

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https://files.catbox.moe/ht44yr.JPG

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:#marseyxd::#marseybigbrain: :#marseypainter:

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incredible

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She and her boyfriend were in a 69 position and the bull was fricking the guy above her head? :marseyhmmm:

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:objection: :marseyjudge: then how did her toes get to the other guy's mouth?

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...then who was TOE???

:#marseygossipshock:

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:marseysigh: I guess it's up to me to get the answer for all you gossip girls.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708472814810124.webp

!commenters !artcels can someone run the simulations on this and see if the scenario checks out?

The friend is standing up, bent almost completely in half at the waist :marseyselfsuck: to suck on her toes and her legs are long enough they reach all the way past the bf who is crouching in her crotch while getting it from behind?

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That's what I drew! What do I win?

Actually nvm I had the bf standing at the foot of the bed with arms on the bed, is that still all fours?

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:#marseykneel:

ping commenters if you get an answer

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Hi @JimieWhales, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase white extinction is long overdue. Here at our church, we strongly believe that white extinction is long overdue and we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!

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https://old.reddit.com/r/masturbation/comments/1avqey7/f32_masturbating_on_the_couch/krcln09/?context=8&sort=controversial

What sounds fake about this other story from that account lmao

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>tfw no kinky bfmilf too scissor with

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White extinction is long overdue

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@LilMarseyontheprairie you are an artist what does this look like?

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Not good.

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