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:marseyindignantwoman:Forget 6'5, blue eyed men in finance :marseyfoidretard:

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Can we make a calculator for what most women actually want/need in a man?

🟒 Not a s*x / porn addict (or other addict)

🟒 Moderate, healthy lifestyle

🟒 Loyal, won't leave when we're old/sick

🟒 Still makes us feel beautiful and *secure after bearing children and aging

🟒 Kind, generous, thoughtful

🟒 Tries really hard to keep promises

🟒 Willing to compromise

🟒 Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life

🟒 Financially responsible

🟒 Present and active in childcare

🟒 Will do chores unprompted (doesn't contribute to mental load)

🟒 Secure in their hobbies and passions

Everything else would just be a bonus. Why is this ☝️ so darn hard to find??

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I'm 6'4 with hazel eyes in finance

:#marseyitneverbegan:

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:marseywave2:

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Aren't you finance-adjacent? Back office boys... :taycringe:

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I'm not back office :marseymad:

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Did you try my cardiologist pickup line?

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Asking for literally any of those things from a woman is misogyny and literally handmaiden's tale irl :marseynails:

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But how is it different from conservative guys saying that they want a stay at home mom, who cooks, takes care of the children, focuses on the family, is a virgin, etc.?

Why does everyone flame them when they say something like that?

This male feminist noticed the hypocrisy and still got downmarseyd. Women have zero self awareness.

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he's just not educated enough to have the ambition to expect nothing from 2xc queens.

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Femcels will literally make a huge list of what they want in a guy while offering nothing and wonder why they're still single.

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B-word, I bring my delightful, charming personality.

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:#surejan:

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You must be really ugly, like literally deformed, if you don't get dates with your personality.

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:marseyembrace: That's really sweet of you to say!

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You should consider dating low testosterone young men, they love bitchy domineering older women.

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:#marseybruh:

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offering nothing

emotional labour and compromising their personal safety is not nothing, chud! :marseynails:

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Lol frick their talks about a man with a hobby, if you have one they will complain that a) it's childish b) time consuming c) they are not included d) expensive or some mix of all 4.

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Man I have so many hobbies and terminally online relationship posters would hate all of them.

  • modifying old sports cars

  • building guns

  • drawing and sculpting anime girls

  • building and crashing drones

  • gardening

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I feel ya, mine are:

  • Watching trains

  • Harassing women

  • R*pe

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:gigachad#:

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I like to buy fancy editions of books

Well middle ground fancy

Irl I never met a woman who would be triggered buy this

But I've seen some on reddit - in twohottakes and two x chromosomes

Funnily enough those hoes have doll collections or blow their bfs money on Taylor merch

So idk, look at a mirror before fricking judging

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My hobbies are hunting for arrowheads and making hot sauces. I've never met a woman IRL bothered by this and terminally online ones who are usually look repulsive anyways.

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Post bookshelf

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Let's be honest, you own Warhammer figurines don't you? :marseysmug2:

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No, but I read a lot and I like physical books and now because I earn enough , I buy fancy editions.

Never met a woman who would be triggered by this.

Would find some on reddit probably

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Are the Warhammer books good? I really liked the halo books.

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MINIATURES NOT FIGURINES MONG

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They like the idea of a man having a hobby but don't like you actually having a specific one.

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It's not hard to have a cool hobby that makes you hotter, like kite surfing, rock climbing, or competitive cup stacking.

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Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life

I can't tell if she wants someone reasonably controllable or is generalizing the gender that has won 93% of Nobel prizes as un-ambitious

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Unironically, those 6'5” blue eyed french finance guys are way more likely to meet this list of needs than most men. This list is women begging for a well-raised, high-class man.

For every dude that excels at life, there is another who fails completely at it. Women mostly just passively mosey on through life.

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"ambitious" just means rich and "generous" just means you let her spend all yr money on frivolous consumption

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Ambition only to compete with other foids :marseyblops2chadcel2: about who has the best bf

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She's saying she doesn't want some loser who works at Target and has never tried to better his position in the world.

Even working at Target isn't the worst (according to that statement) as long as you're doing something to try to move up to something better (taking some certification classes, applying to better jobs, maybe going to community college).

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I'm a professional :marseydrkatz: student. I promise they would :marseywood: shit bricks.

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That's a cool list, let's compare to their tinder matches

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The more education I got, the less ambition I had.

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Ambition IMO means cucking to a power structure and winning popularity contests / political games.

I just wanna make a high enough salary, solve technical challenges, grill and keep my close family / crew happy and thriving.

The most ambitious people I've met tended to be

>noooo you have to grind your life away to work with people you hate so you can triple your TC to live in some godawful city that will suck all your money away anyway

>why do you want to enjoy your life, wouldn't you rather impress a sociopathic nolife nofamily nerd that you work with instead?

Very rarely you get the ambitious person who just loves what they do so much that the grind is the reward (they're annoying strags in their own way)

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They also turn out to be the most miserable fricks in old age too because they can't accept ageing and regressing like everyone else can. Ambitious people have some shit traits as partners because they flip out with a mid-life crisis and waste all their money on some dumb project to feel special.

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>they flip out with a mid-life crisis and waste all their money on some dumb project to feel special

There's no need to be transphobic sweatie

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These qualities exist in numerous men, but no man of good character would date a TwoX poster.

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Larger factor is TwoX posters often have a peepee themselves.

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This is so vague as to mean nothing, this could either encapsulate almost all men or near none.

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That's feminists' moids operandi. Most of their believes and goals are purposely vague and not well-defined.

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moids operandi

:marseymanysuchcases:

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They might be hard to find because men who seem like they even have a good chance of becoming like that, and even more so men who are already like that, often get snapped up and locked down by women when they're in their 20s.

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6'5''

king of the manlets :marseymanlet:

imagine being under 6'6''

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:#marseyshesright:

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This is so fricking hilarious. Absolutely none of these things is instinctually attractive to single women (aside from the last one…how the frick is someone secure in hobbies and passions? what?) Only women already married or single moms find this list relevant to their desires.

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People just have to pretend that physical appearance isn't the gate keeper for relationships and that people actually go for what's good for them. When will people admit that sexuality is the least politically correct thing possible.

Modernity is too obsessed with science and rationality to meaningfully grapple with sexuality so you get people spiraling with incomplete and corrupted datasets because sexuality is uniquely immunized to analysis of modernity.

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>Not a s*x / porn addict (or other addict)

Translation: frick you for having a high libido but also don't distract yourself from your s*x drive with drugs either.

>Moderate, healthy lifestyle

Translation: lift daily for a gym body no I wont do it with you I get to be lazy.

>Still makes us feel beautiful and *secure after bearing children and aging

Translation: I get to be lazy and fat

>Kind, generous, thoughtful

Translation: gimme money

>Tries really hard to keep promises

Translation: I had to include at least one positive character trait not related to fitness or giving me money to delude myself that I'm not shallow

>Willing to compromise

Translation: do everything I tell you and never expect me to do anything for you

>Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life

Translation: have been to college and make a lot of money to give to me of course

>Financially responsible

Translation: be rich so you have money to give me

>Present and active in childcare

Translation: do the household chores even though you have a full time job and I don't

>Will do chores unprompted (doesn't contribute to mental load)

Translation: not only do I want you to do all the chores even though you work 8 hours a day and I don't I am literally to lazy to even ask you to do them.

>Secure in their hobbies and passions

Translation: I like the concept of men having hobbies but will complain about about literally any hobby you have for being either immature, expensive,not including me ,dangerous ,time consuming or some mix of those. Infact let me pick your hobby and you better like it.

tldr:ALL WOMEN ARE NARCISSISTS!

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still unemployed then?

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If you read this you found the sekret Snappy quote from @Thirtythirst4sissies. Keep yourself safe. Thats it. Thank you and goodbye.

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