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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)>  6mo ago (reddit.com) 897 thread views #272956

:marseyindignantwoman:Forget 6'5, blue eyed men in finance :marseyfoidretard:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1d47glz/forget_65_blue_eyed_men_in_finance/ 

								

								

									
									
Can we make a calculator for what most women actually want/need in a man?
🟢 Not a s*x / porn addict (or other addict)
🟢 Moderate, healthy lifestyle
🟢 Loyal, won't leave when we're old/sick
🟢 Still makes us feel beautiful and *secure after bearing children and aging
🟢 Kind, generous, thoughtful
🟢 Tries really hard to keep promises
🟢 Willing to compromise
🟢 Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life
🟢 Financially responsible
🟢 Present and active in childcare
🟢 Will do chores unprompted (doesn't contribute to mental load)
🟢 Secure in their hobbies and passions
Everything else would just be a bonus. Why is this ☝️ so darn hard to find??


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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>Not a s*x / porn addict (or other addict)
Translation: frick you for having a high libido but also don't distract yourself from your s*x drive with drugs either.
>Moderate, healthy lifestyle
Translation: lift daily for a gym body no I wont do it with you I get to be lazy.
>Still makes us feel beautiful and *secure after bearing children and aging
Translation: I get to be lazy and fat
>Kind, generous, thoughtful
Translation: gimme money
>Tries really hard to keep promises
Translation: I had to include at least one positive character trait not related to fitness or giving me money to delude myself that I'm not shallow
>Willing to compromise
Translation: do everything I tell you and never expect me to do anything for you
>Educated enough to show a hint of ambition in life
Translation: have been to college and make a lot of money to give to me of course
>Financially responsible
Translation: be rich so you have money to give me
>Present and active in childcare
Translation: do the household chores even though you have a full time job and I don't
>Will do chores unprompted (doesn't contribute to mental load)
Translation: not only do I want you to do all the chores even though you work 8 hours a day and I don't I am literally to lazy to even ask you to do them.
>Secure in their hobbies and passions
Translation: I like the concept of men having hobbies but will complain about about literally any hobby you have for being either immature, expensive,not including me ,dangerous ,time consuming or some mix of those. Infact let me pick your hobby and you better like it.
tldr:ALL WOMEN ARE NARCISSISTS!

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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still unemployed then?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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