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JimieWhales
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I only share so much personal information here because I think it will make you feel safe around me.
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i tell a fricking different back story everytime to cover my tracks
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I don't like to lie so I constantly say things that are technically true but designed to mislead.
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I would never lie, I'm just a fricking simple florist
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hello fellow sharpener
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True And Honest Redactor
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Come on, at least try to fake it
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Every basic b-word moneymoid uses a Thinkpad T series.
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It's either thinkpads or macbooks in those circles and nothing else
Which is probably how it should be, honestly
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Lenovo is for poors
Dell, HP or Surface if you're a true windowscel
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If you use anything from HP you deserve to be unhappy
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They make okay high-ish-end stuff, but everything else is awful. The amount of bloatware they preinstall is insane and I'm pretty sure you can't find standalone drivers for their printers anymore, only apps
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That's the entire problem, they're shamelessly anti-consumer.
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My big black chinesium thiccpad has a clitmouse tho
And is (mostly) still user-serviceable
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I have never seen the the clit on Lenovo laptops last more than a few years, you actually use it?
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you don't use it as a mouse, you rub it for good luck
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Yes. You do have to replace the rubber cap once it wears out though. It's usually a few bucks for a 10-pack from amazon or wherever, and there's some japanese sperg dude that will 3D print custom ones for cheap if you have a really old or obscure model. They're mostly standardized but not completely.
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t-t-this, dell btfos
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Seems like you are behind the times. It's all about the CarbonX1 thinkpads now
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Literally me lmao
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Sorry women only want thinkpadchads
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Not even ironically
Nice try
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Leaving aside the fact that she's joking, you're severely underestimating the ubiquity of ThinkPads in !fincels industries. Heck, I'm a semi-retired consultant currently typing this comment on a ThinkPad.
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This makes me mad
I know 3 'finance' guys who all own the same laptop
Personally
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lmao who excelt prostraggots used their fricking cell phone in their comute sign in
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how could you do this???
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I took it from one of my dates' meme folders. Must not have been his first rodeo.
(srsly I did steal it and I looked for the original but only found broken links so this is what you get
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I unironically think we should start handing out 1-day janniebans for it. (a) screenshotposts suck bc they hide all the drama and (b) jannie abuse is kinda funny frfr
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do you plan to pay jannies for the extra work?
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no
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This is just some IT strag just taking pictures of the stack of laptops he has sitting in his office.
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do you really someone would do that? just lie on the internet?
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My work machine is a Mac that uses Face ID so she'd have to cut my head off in which case I probably wouldn't care that much
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My company-issued laptop definitely does not have a password on it, as managed by administrative controls
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I get its supposed to be a joke, but like all foid jokes its low energy and 'eh'
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Based
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