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"Don't kiss on the first date " what insane beta male advice :marseyxd:

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Bruh what

:marseyconfused2: do people actually kiss on the first date?

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Not always. You don't need to kiss to bussy blast 'em

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I had a gay roommate for a while in college, his dates would be inviting another dude over to play video games and them him (apparently) bussy blasting him after the went to his room and closed the door.

This went on almost every night, felt like I should have reported it to the CDC

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:marseysick: the idea of s*x after only one date genuinely disgusts me

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You'll never be a real cute twink

Sometimes the date can be disposed with too

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Do they not?? Unless you're literally a child u always gotta at least sneak a kiss. Gorls say all this garbage about consent but they actually love that shit

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:marseysick: I genuinely would have to be considering marriage with someone before I'd kiss them

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Valid, trad king

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Usually after

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Just grab their thighs 30 minutes into the fricking first date. If they recoil, then you weren't attractive to them and they are fricking using you as a fricking free meal ticket. If they freeze, then they will be a fricking deer in headlights for everything else. If they reciprocate then you are fricking getting a fricking ticket to poundtown.

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My buddy used to do this. He would slap the girls thighs when they were driving, like between her legs. He called it the meat slap and it had an almost 100% success rate lmao

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You want her to really FEEL like she's in imminent danger when you're around. That's the first stage of falling in love.

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Ah yes, the stockholm syndrome tactic

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I kissed my ex BEFORE the first date.

That turned out well.

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