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You were getting ghosted by girls who were not interested in you, not because of Reddit advice. Which doesn't even sound like bad advice, everyone should be respectful and wholesome on dates.

lmao they keep acting like society (including feminists) haven't decided that men must make the first move

as a man if you don't go for a kiss then a kiss won't happen, like even if your date WANTS a kiss she will likely never tell you or initiate, you have to just go for it

besides if you do and she basically brushes you away or says she doesn't want to kiss then there's no second date anyways so you haven't actually lost anything

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There is literally articles out talking about how over 50% of men don't initiate and women hate it but reddit will defend this bullshit.

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This is only a perceived problem, the men who won't initiate are ugly enough that women wouldn't want us initiating, anyway.

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ugly enough that women wouldn't want

us

!dramatards !chat what did he mean by this?

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Problem is that in public forums, women say they hate it. In private, that's literally all they want.

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It's why you never listen to women. Just watch them.

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Reddit women are to women what dogs in animal shelters are to dogs

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Women are incapable of being fully honest with their friends, their families, and themselves. Never ever ever take dating advice from a woman if you desire to date women.

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What kinda whore kisses you on the first date lmao. Are you all incels or what

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One time I saw her ankles on the 2nd date but I ended it there because I will not be betrothed to a fallen woman

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https://media.tenor.com/xcOInv10hOMAAAAx/based-kneel.webp

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it could go three ways :marseyphilosoraptor:

:marseyblush: it's because I'm so special isn't it... this is so crazy haha

or

:bitchslap: WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU

or

:horny: haha gottem... wonder what's his credit score, can't wait to eat his soul later

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:marseytrad: "i liked him and he kissed me"

:marseyschizotwitch: "stay back, demon"

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>:horny: haha gottem... wonder :marseyhyperthonk: what's his credit score, can't wait to eat his soul later

In a sense this has been my experience literally :marseyme: every time.

Then there :marseycheerup: was the time a bottom :marseylong3: tried to roofie me. It was supposed to be a platonic event since I'm not interested :marseyschizoexcited: in men at all. The second :marseygunnut: I started feeling odd I left and drove home. Half way home it took every neuron in my brain :marseymentalgymnastics2: to keep my eyes from rolling :marseyloadingneon: to the back of my skull :marseygrimreaper: or rattling around in every direction. Short :marseyprincesszeldatotk: drive, made it home without incident. By the time I got in my bed my legs felt like spaghetti. I had one drink. I'm used to partying with Serbs and keeping pace with them.

Allowing anyone to get close :marseynoyouzoom: to me isn't even a thought :marseymindblown: in my mind anymore.

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r*pe him as punishment

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He's been dead for years (unironically, natural causes).

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I'm 6'9" I've never not came in a girl on a first date

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@littlebane haven't not gotten laid on a first date since Obama was in office

@littlebane say this as a feminist ally

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^gameless neighbor

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^incel

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:#marseycope: :#laugh:

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wow, exactly what an incel would reply

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85% of the dates that I've had that went somewhere ended with at least a kiss.

The other 15% decided to give me another shot despite me having dropped the ball the first time

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This sounds like a foid problem having unrealistic and hyperspecific requirements for men to meet on the first date

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No cap if you don't flirt/kiss on the first date you might look like an neurodivergent cute twink.

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strag moids coming up with insanely schizophrenic convoluted advice on how to grab a gock first date for xeir 100% no miss gocky grabby completion speedrun: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252164583072772.webp

!moidmoment jesussianna feetwashers wonder why ppl fleeing straggotry in DROVES :#bitchplease:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252673269053807.webp

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Ah yes, liquefied Soren :upsoren:

!soren

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What does this mean? Seems like esoteric knowledge I should take seriously

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Reported by:
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>23 degree zygomatic arch incline.

:marseyitneverbegan:

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What the frick is he doing on dating advice reddit lmao

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he got the assburgers

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severe case of mentalitycel

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!mentalcels

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He's 4'11"

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Oh, he should get a wheelchair then. They won't be able to tell

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you mean his peepee's 4'11 :cocka:

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He's actually hot, reddit is literally holding him back lmao

Glad he's gone with his gut and went against their advice. Women desire to be chased and wanted, and nothing turns them off more than the non kissing and constant requests for consent and re-consent for each romantic move.

Don't listen to the single women cat hoarders.

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Unironically what redditors will never understand is that women want people who aren't socially inept. Being able to read the room is 90% what it takes, and redditors either overstep boundries by missing signals, or give up and ask every time because they can't figure out if the woman is happy or creeped out. No one wants to have to live with someone incapable of understanding social norms.

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ngmu

:#marseyconfused2:

you will always go home alone

:#feelsgoodman::#gigachadautist:

!neurodivergents !volcels

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>ngmu

Not gonna make unga (bunga)

:#grugcry:

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i am gonna die alone haha

:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

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Everyone does :marseycry:

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Okie-dokie. I believe I have this kiss consent form in order.

:marseynotestalking::marseyinvisible::!marseytrad:

Can you sign at the dotted li--

:marseynotestalking::marseyinvisible::marseycloud:

....hey, where did she go?

:marseyconfused2talking:

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We used to have a bot which could put such comments in a format of cartoon.

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Seriously.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17252306293473377.webp

:#marseywould:

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This has to be bait. There is no wai lmao

:marseyrofl:

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110% Bait.

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A six pack?? come the fvck on :marseyxd:

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Any man that wouldn't blast his bussy is 100% a cute twink

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Neighbors like this used to post on /r/braincels with titles like: "Chincel, Lipcel, Nosecel, Haircel, Framecel, Heightcel it's so over"

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I only remember gambler and salvador being chronic faceposting attention whore maxxers. I think there was one more dude who constantly posted himself shirtless but his name eludes me.

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He gotta be trolling

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invite him here :marseyflirt:

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/u/over4m3 heyyyy hottie 😘 wanna come over?? 🥺🥺🥺

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>17 minu ago (no reply)

Oof ghosted. Get fricked, neighbor.

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:tfwno#why:

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Frick he's so hot

@littlebane say this as a feminist ally

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His eye area is death tier ngl

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Hunter eyes

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>this guy is struggling

Absolute suifuel for incels, it is beyond :marseyitsover:

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Wrong take to get from this, I know dudes that look like some kind of ancient hominid :grug:and still pull butt

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The butt in question: :10inbongland:

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Hunter-gatherer phenotype

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:marseyretardchad:

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>Hideous

>Look at that negative canthal tilt, 1.5

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:marseybooba#:

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Jfl if this guy is struggling I'm never going to find love

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He's not ugly

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@Communist_spez if this man can't get laid there is no hope for most of us

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HARD :#marseywould:

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Cute twink

Bussy lamo

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"Don't kiss on the first date " what insane beta male advice :marseyxd:

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Just grab their thighs 30 minutes into the fricking first date. If they recoil, then you weren't attractive to them and they are fricking using you as a fricking free meal ticket. If they freeze, then they will be a fricking deer in headlights for everything else. If they reciprocate then you are fricking getting a fricking ticket to poundtown.

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My buddy used to do this. He would slap the girls thighs when they were driving, like between her legs. He called it the meat slap and it had an almost 100% success rate lmao

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You want her to really FEEL like she's in imminent danger when you're around. That's the first stage of falling in love.

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Ah yes, the stockholm syndrome tactic

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:marseyhesright:

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Bruh what

:marseyconfused2: do people actually kiss on the first date?

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Not always. You don't need to kiss to bussy blast 'em

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I had a gay roommate for a while in college, his dates would be inviting another dude over to play video games and them him (apparently) bussy blasting him after the went to his room and closed the door.

This went on almost every night, felt like I should have reported it to the CDC

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:marseysick: the idea of s*x after only one date genuinely disgusts me

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You'll never be a real cute twink

Sometimes the date can be disposed with too

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Do they not?? Unless you're literally a child u always gotta at least sneak a kiss. Gorls say all this garbage about consent but they actually love that shit

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:marseysick: I genuinely would have to be considering marriage with someone before I'd kiss them

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Valid, trad king

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Usually after

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I kissed my ex BEFORE the first date.

That turned out well.

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But ya I am not surprised you're having more success. You were probably being TOO passive and they didn't feel your interest, and interest fuels interest often. It's a fine line how aggressive or passive to be because that line is different for everyone. Some women absolutely do NOT want a kiss on the first date. Others will think you're not interested if you DON'T kiss them on the first date. So tough to feel out.

Women, the gender of empathy, can't tell if a guy is interested in them unless he thrusts his peepee into their mouths.

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>It's a fine line how aggressive or passive to be because that line is different for everyone. Some women absolutely do NOT want a kiss on the first date. Others will think you're not interested if you DON'T kiss them on the first date. So tough to feel out.

That line right there is why I tell the youbger dudes to just do what they want within reason. Its impossible to know how a woman will react until you get a lot of experience, so if you want to kiss her, go for it, if she doesnt want it say cool and move on to the next. 90% of the time, next time she sees you flirting with another chick, she'll frick you that night.

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Why are you talking to young dudes

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Because I live in a community where there are young dudes.

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Unironically.

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