Ladies, this is how you do it

queen shit :marseynails:

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By pretending to drown at a public pool

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Lifeguards are mostly scrotes in my experience.

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The only foid lifeguards I've ever known were highschoolers, too

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I mean that as a point against pulling a sandlot, r-slur

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!JANNIES HE'S BREAKING THE RULES

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In what way? Long live the CCP

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No i meant the real jannies

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Ok I banned him

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Me? I'm not the one trying to give tips about how to get pubescent lifeguard foids to "give you mouth to mouth" here.

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you visualizing too hard hot teens teen ager bitchass i bet you rap

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Perhaps go a few times to see when they have a female lifeguard on shift

This is the only way to ascend

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they use anti hepatitis or whatever masks when they give you CPR

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Santa isn't real I can't believe this. Has it been this way for a while?

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yeah since like the 90s

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You say it like it's a bad thing :marseyconfused2:

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