Inflation-proof Thanksgiving dinner is possible with substitutions : NPR

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/22/1137466569/inflation-thanksgiving-recipes-substitutions

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow 1yr ago #3127421

>all of the inflated prices are above the stated 9%

:#marseynoooticer:

That article, however, was peak Bugman "accept the lower standard of living, CHUD" nonsense. It makes me want to [REDACTED FOR FEDPOSTING]

Anyways, here's the sigma :#marseyschizowave: recipe for firmly avoiding inflation

>Turkey: $0.98 (cost of 3" #4 shell fired out of pipe gun at turkey in local park in front of city hall)

>Mashed potatoes: free (acquired from grain silo that I live in)

>Pumpkin pie: $2.00 (cost of lockpick used to enter Safeway at 3pm and use commercial kitchen and ingredients to cook elaborate desserts. Remember what they took from you)

>Drinks: $4.68 for brewers yeast to make prison hooch out of miscellaneous edible plant matter acquired from dumpsters

>Living free in the rafters of an industrial park safely concealed from new world order mind control rays? Priceless

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NO YABU/SHIGE :!vegetaleave:

Detroitvelvetsmooth 1yr ago #3128076

No u buy turkey before :marseyskellington: yt do

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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goodNews4U she/her I love all God's children! 🥰🥰🥰 Detroitvelvetsmooth 1yr ago #3127486

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. That article was sensible and well-reasoned, unlike your drivel. And as for your "sigma recipe," it's obvious you don't know anything about economics. Inflation is a natural and necessary part of the economic cycle. Trying to "avoid" it is futile and will only make your life harder.