Inflation-proof Thanksgiving dinner is possible with substitutions : NPR

Enjoy your rations, goyim

>all of the inflated prices are above the stated 9%

That article, however, was peak Bugman "accept the lower standard of living, CHUD" nonsense. It makes me want to [REDACTED FOR FEDPOSTING]

Anyways, here's the sigma recipe for firmly avoiding inflation

>Turkey: $0.98 (cost of 3" #4 shell fired out of pipe gun at turkey in local park in front of city hall)

>Mashed potatoes: free (acquired from grain silo that I live in)

>Pumpkin pie: $2.00 (cost of lockpick used to enter Safeway at 3pm and use commercial kitchen and ingredients to cook elaborate desserts. Remember what they took from you)

>Drinks: $4.68 for brewers yeast to make prison hooch out of miscellaneous edible plant matter acquired from dumpsters

>Living free in the rafters of an industrial park safely concealed from new world order mind control rays? Priceless

Would have paid: $4.80

Actually paid: $2.92

Total savings: 40%

Frick you, you fricking entitled butt r-slurred-as-frick NYT writers who are so far removed from reality that you think this "article" is anything besides a masturbatory exercise. You think normal fricking people are going to waste time to make from-scratch rolls instead of buying the ones they have every year to save $2? Are you fricking serious.

the very diverse NPR

This is genuinely one of the most tone deaf, offensive things I have ever seen put to print.

"Hello, poors! We know that times are tough if you're not an educated journ*list like us who knows how to grift your tax dollars into our bank accounts. So, we've prepared a set of dehumanizing options to set at your dinner table this holiday season to further remind you of the miserable scarcity which now defines your lives as a result of government policy we entirely support! You're welcome!"

Like do they really think people don't have butter or potatoes? These are fricking staple foods! I suppose if you doordash every meal it might be difficult to remember what a working household actually keeps stocked. It's like an entire newsroom of Lucille Bluths lecturing their poor dumb inferiors on how to save their few precious kopeks.

Jesus this made me upset, I'm going to go spend time with my family. I might hate them, but at least it's not as much as these people hate the average American.

Turkey is like 60 cents a pound, That's an incredible deal. Why would you get bacon at best 4 dollars a pound instead? NPR is profoundly r-slurred.

Holy frick I lost it at the homemade rolls served with fricking BABY FOOD instead of butter. For fricks sake if you call yourself a goddarn American and don't even have butter in your fridge you can go to heck

Show up to my house with this and I'll IRL fedpost you

Did u know Thanksgiving is just celebrating our occupation of indigenous lands?? Anyway to save money and eat healthier i pre portioned every serving to just under 500 calories and substituted the expensive and white supremacist ingredients with locally grown beans, mushrooms i foraged and tofurkey from the local marxist coop

Atleast name another entree meat like a roast or a ham or chicken or duck or any other alternative to a full turkey. Journos hill straight to just cooking up a few packs of bacon

LPT: You can save a lot of money on food if you don't eat

thanks commie scum journaloid. This is commie wisdom handed down for generations.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

I love turkey and stuffing, I wish we had something like thanksgiving so I can have an excuse to eat it.

We only so it on Christmas over here

I'd rather eat spam. wtf is this shit?

This is some Soviet era rationing shit. Good job npr

Bacon strips instead of turkey

Mashed beans instead of potato

before it even begins

Kinda funny how only the two dudes' recipes (sauce and sweet potato pie) got 5/5 ratings. Women

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

"Haha not so bad."

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"Y u need turkey? Gib bacon."