Cheese tray

They've got an eye for balance and composition!

If it weren't a holiday of kindness and giving, I'd say to all rDrama folx, this is why it's important to have children before age 35.

I'm related to fricking barbarians

First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.

Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch ‘em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a “shot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.

Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I've spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I'm unstoppable.

I hope you've learned a little something today.