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feeble-minded-floozy dey/dem Queen Award Me, I dare you :marseyishygddt:  1yr ago (twitter.com) Edited 1yr ago 2,141 thread views #156314

:marseyracist: Mayo Monkeys and the Seasoning P*lice :!blacksoyjak: Argue Over Lawry's vs. Garlic, Onion & Salt

https://twitter.com/bonethirty/status/1636261276312809474

This gon sound petty as heck but if that TikTok girl can call us chicken washers and seasoning police I refuse to feel guilty for saying palm colored people, hueless wonders, paperwhites, melanin redacted or snow roach

:#marseybased:

"Bleach courses through Velaryon chicken. Our dish soap runs thick. Our seasoning excessive. And our meat must never go unwashed."

Lawry's and Dish Soap

New Slur Just Dropped

:#marseyracistgrandpa:

White ppl not seasoning their food actually rly is based in racism & classism lol...

:#marseylongpost::#marseylongpost::#marseylongpost:

Free school lunch and prison food is not whypipo food, sweaty

:#marseymayoparty:

Who cares what a white woman has to say about seasoning

:#marseyhesright:

“The seasoning police” is code for “Nick Gurr” btw…

:#marseyblackpearlclutch:

I need to marry her. Our children would achieve racism levels not seen in a thousand years.

:#chudglassesglow:

everybody knows who commits all the crime, all the r*pe and murder and i’m not afraid to say it…it’s those darn seasoning police

:#chudette:

wakeup babe, new nazi talking point just dropped

:#hitler:

yt pipo so racist

:#marseyblackpearlclutch:

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Posting some gems from the quote tweets:

@feeble-minded-floozy pls pin this

https://twitter.com/EntryUpon/status/1636931955278135304

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https://twitter.com/ChandosHerald/status/1637041708280971269

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https://twitter.com/JuliusEboIa/status/1637257724164468737

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lmao

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family guy has the funniest take on this issue! :marseyfamily:

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It's a good show :schizothread:

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Lmao i love that show!

From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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She right tho

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Being right is socially constructed by white people to oppress Black bodies, being dumb as shit and wrong about everything is the only way to achieve racial equity.

:#marseyklennycross:

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:#marseyhesklennyyouknow:

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This is how you know rdrama is on the right side of history.

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She's right that underseasoning refers to not adding enough salt and that most supermarket spice rubs are no better than whatever individual supermarket crap you can rub on a piece of meat and wrong in her decision to share that her cooking amounts to putting garlic powder, onion powder, and a random dried herb on a piece of chicken.

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Yeah but I hate her body language tone of voice and everything about her

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She is just fed up with moolies telling her to season her food, when all they know is gutter oil and curry

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AND THATS A GOOD THING

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I love it tbh

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Her food isn't spicy but she sure is :marseyhearts:

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I love it when white women talk down in BIPOCS. If I ever settled down with a white girl she'd have to be willing to do this

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She'd be right if the chicken was just chicken. But in the video the meal is seared then cooked in a pan full of spiced tomato sauce and vegetables. Adding seasoning on top of that is why other countries make fun of americans

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Adding seasoning on top of that is why other countries make fun of americans

Enjoy your bland butt chicken eurocuck.

:#marseycope:

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SHE LITERALLY COOKED IT IN A SAUTEE OF GARLIC AND ONIONS NEIGHBOR PLEASE

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Doesnt matter, still needs like 4 more seasonings not to taste like a german boot

:#marseychef:.

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Massive self tell on the quality of your country's meat if your chicken can't taste delicious with just oil and salt, every other flavour should be optional.

:marseylaugh:

Keep bleaching your roided cage chicken burgerbros

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Massive self tell on the quality of your country's meat if your chicken can't taste delicious with just oil and salt

If you want to eat meat for its flavor you should be eating duck, turkey, lamb, beef or basically any other meat besides chicken. You absolute poorcels trying to enjoy the flavor of bland salted chicken. :marseyxd:

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Tenderized chicken marinated in whole milk, pickle juice and cooked in butter barely needs anything else.

It's literally what the most famous chicken fast food chain does. And these people line up in droves.

Besides it's a stupid fricking argument that completely disregards the spice authority.

:#marseytunaktunak:

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Tenderized chicken marinated in whole milk, pickle juice and cooked in butter barely needs anything else.

A little different from adding salt and oil and calling it delicious.

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Did any of you r-slurs actually watch the video? She said she didn't need to use seasoning because she used fresh garlic onion and vegtables

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Did you not read my comment orrrr?

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no I didn't

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!chuds do y'all wash your chicken?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16792554161924193.webp

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no would just be getting extra salmonella all over the sink

do people actually do this

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I've seen videos of people not only washing their chicken, but using fricking soap :marseyyikes:

I don't think they were joke videos either

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1679269200037138.webp

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@Penny what's your favorite soap to pair with chicken?

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>no response

couldn’t handle the banter

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Soap to add fat back :marseynulloverback: to the chicken :marseyblackcock:

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Think in poor countries where meat is less fresh and refrigerated it is done (likely to lessen the taste of old)

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>(likely to lessen the taste of old)

This is definitely the reason, spoiled meat gets a nasty coat of slime and I imagine washing it kind of gets rid of the unwanted flavors.

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Combined with a generous usage of spices it probably goes a long way towards making it edible.

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Consider me unironically educated :marseynotes: Didn't think of that.

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Yes, they're scared of the juice the chicken is covered in

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The science is racist :marseydisagree:

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If you're going to coat chicken in flour and what not, then it should be patted dry, but I've never heard of washing it. I don't know why you would.

Chicken is sold in a brine consisting of water, salt, and citric acid, and it penetrates the meat itself so washing it off the outside seems pointless.

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Chicken is sold in fricking brine?

https://media.giphy.com/media/UQPXwv9RJ7encjWmQJ/giphy.webp

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Yeah, pretty much all meat that has been separated from bone or the rest of the carcass and is being sold has some amount of liquid either injected, macerated, or slowly soaked into the meat. If it’s “”“organic””” then that means the sodium nitrate or other preserving agent they actually did use to preserve the meat was derived from plants, not that it doesn’t contain it. Chicken normally just doesn’t have enough to pool, especially with the soak pad in the bottom of the package.

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this BIPOC really out there buyin preseasoned chicken thinkin its normal

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I’m saying that from having worked as an engineer in meat manufacturing. If you bought chicken from a grocery store and didn’t literally see it get cut with your own eyes from the full carcass, it had brine applied to it.

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Holy frick ameribros tell me this dude is cappin

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they do this every ware otherwise your chicken would be brown and dry.

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Chicken is sold in a brine

What kind of poor shit is this?

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>Chicken is sold in a brine

Do Americans really?

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no

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I don't know why you would.

Literally the only reason I could think of is it was fresh (as in still bloody) and you wanted the blood and such off

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Didn't know you ate chicken out of a can in Muttland, utterly disgusting.

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ofc i dont want slimy chicky nastiness n pat dry like u nasty if u don't

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added to the folder babe

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Wash they chicken in the sink

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a key way to get rid of the sliminess is cooking it

try it sometime

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Very bougie of you to just assume she can afford to cook.

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>just pat it dry so its not slimy

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:#marseyautismpat:

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no u :marseyrage:

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do y'all wash your chicken?

After it's butchered, before freezing it. But I'm a ruralcel who did like 150+ chickens last year so I don't eat store meat

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based

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Lord no

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If i was processing a full chicken id consider but not when im using packaged shit.

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depends, definitely if it's a full chicken :marseyblackcock:

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My gf washes pork to get the pork taste out before spicing it, I think it's an azn thing to just replace the flavour of meat rather than complement it:marseygeisha:

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replace the flavour of meat rather than complement it

While not universally bad I do hate people that think this is the only way to make food.

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really tho if you hate the taste of meat that much just become a vegetarian .

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frick no

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Literally never lol

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Just the cavity too remove some organ bits.

trans lives matter

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No they don't.

:#trumpjaktalking:

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Lmao... When ppl get upset with my husband online he just posts a photo of a jar of mayo with an angry face on it and it just says "angry mayo noises"

But lmao I love the hueless wonders.

I love it when white ppl get upset when we're called colonizer. Like, read a book!

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Please recognize her. She's one of the good whites. Shower with praise.

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:blacks#oyjak: You're a colonizer!

:soy#mad: nooo you can't say that

:!ch#adsoy: darn right I am, read a history book!

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More like :marseyattentionseeker:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16792741693366413.webp

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:#!gigachad: But it's a good thing.

For real, who spread all those spices across the earth? They weren't all from Africa.

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None of them were from Africa, most literate burger

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:marseynerd2: Ackshually the Portos :marseyflagportugal: did import a substitute of pepper from their first contacts in Africa, before they reached India proper. They were eager to get the real thing but the substitute was fine for a while.

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Lmao, I figured a few would be, but I've been doing some lazy searching for 15 minutes and just find stuff where Arabs and Indians and everybody else brought spices to plant and farm in Africa.

But are you that eager to claim house neighbor status with useful spices over those field neighbors in Africa? The Queen would be proud.

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Most were from Indonesia sperg.

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Yeah, well I've seen Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy 27 times, and we both know it wasn't the East Indonesia Trading Company.

But the real life lesson is you've taught me that Europe has probably been in the spice game longer than subsaharan Africa, and I'm just a little more racist now.

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Why would conquering everyone else be an insult?

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it makes you lose oppression points.

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literally slave morality

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It was a bit rude maybe

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Chicken washers broke in my car two years ago and stole my laptop

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Another to add to the list (man I miss cumtown.org from 2 years ago(

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Why did your car have a chicken washer?

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>This gon sound petty as heck but if that TikTok girl can call us chicken washers and seasoning police I refuse to feel guilty for saying palm colored people, hueless wonders, paperwhites, melanin redacted or snow roach

lol so her labels for her cooking critics are being read as racial slurs? jfc. There must be a lot of dramatic context here that I'm missing.

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When a black women talks you listen

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:marseyblackpearlclutch: its only funny when we do it

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ITS BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE CONSTANTLY NEED TOO FIND NEW AND INNOVATIVE WAYS TOO BE A VICTIM, SO THEY "CALL OUT WYPIPO BC DEY DON'T SEASON DEY FOOD," AND WHEN WHITEY RESPOND WITH FACTS AND LOGIC, THEY CAN THROW A SHITFIT ABOUT HOW THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THEIR "CULTURE"

WHITE SOYS WILL COME TOO THE RESCUE FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE THEM SO THEY CAN WIN IMAGINARY ALLY POINTS, EVEN THOUGH MOST BLACKS ARE RACIST AND DONT EVEN THINK TRANS LIVES MATTER (THEY ARE CORRECT ON THAT AT LEAST)

trans lives matter

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American blacks*

Actual Africans aren't so entitled and thin skinned, chimping out over perceived racist micro aggressions is a purely burger phenomenon

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most african countries are governed by a left wing authoritarian woke party that makes being oppressed their entire identity.

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Most African countries aren't governed at all

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Clever chud.

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It reminds me of that old facebook post where someone said something about a spare tire and some random fat woman goes off assuming he was calling her fat when he was actually talking about the beer.

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Snow roach was the only funny one. Do better with your insults, black folks :marseyprotestyes:

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If you criticize a single person who happens to be black it’s racist. It’s not racist when they attack your race over it. Any questions

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