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Stop being weak.
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it was stuck.
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The IRL SoyClaw is absolutely unreal
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that ulna bump reminded me that wrist anatomy is truly wild
most of your joints are just two or three bones meeting but your wrists and ankles are basically a pile of rocks that aren't even all connected!
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Maybe yours aren’t
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carp.. has.. fused.. wrists..
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Jan…has…rock…hands.
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that's nothing compared to these
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This isn't right. Nobody's finger are that long. My fingers are bit longer than palm. Those fingers are like 3x palm. No way, no how!
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... your metacarpals are entirely inside your palm
count the joints on your fingers and look at the pic again
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That sucks wtf. My handbones shouldn't look like that. Idk how I want them to look but definitely better than that. That looks like bird claw not hands. Frick you for showing me this!
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if you push up and down on your first knuckles where your fingers attach to your palm, you can actually feel your metacarpals move around
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metacarpals
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LOL does any word with carp in it ping you?
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Yes
You have no idea how much I’ve read about carpetbaggers and ugly carpets and carpet bombing and John Carpenter and
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But that is also the case in wrists & ankles? Whenever you have two (or 3) bones articulating then you have a joint.
In your foot where the talus & calcaneus articulate you have the talocalcaneal joint, even though both are part of your "pile of rocks".
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if you can't open a jar you are either a foid or a weakling and you should keep yourself safe either way
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Arthritiscels BTFO
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Jan is now a confirmed foid. If there was ever any doubt. Unless...frail twink?
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In the interest of keeping fellow dramacels from injuring the frick out of themselves carelessly, just use a spoon and pry under the lid gently. Work your way around the lid and by the time you are like 25% around it you should hear the safety seal go pop.
Don't be a fricking r-slur and stab jars with knives. You'll have to buy more knives.
Neighbors below telling you to slam blunt objects into glass jars are the kind to Clorox chicken in the sink.
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Or, you know, do 5 push ups and open the darn thing. What kind of pathethic, estrogen filled creature can't take the lid off a jar?
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Listen fat, not everyone slams the bussy like you so take the helpful advice
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If you can't open a jar, you can't save Marsey before Chud starts cumming
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Neighbor you cant read I already went over the procedure
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The spoon trick is cheating. Open the jar like a testosterone filled FtM train.
Time is running out
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sir not all of us are weightlifters like you
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haha knife go bonk
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My mom always used an ice cream scoop to whack them and that worked until she could complain to kids to open the darn jar. Seems more simple than whatever spoon surgery you're talking about
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you sound like an r-slur
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you're the one who needs 10 steps to open the jar vs whack it once to break the seal
Normal people just twist it and it opens
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don't stab the jar just hit it with the handle of a butter knife or something else dull
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!biofoids
is this how single women open jars?
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Single women can ask their father, brother, uncle or cousin to open things for them. Unless they're a redditor who's divorced all ties with their family, live far from home and crypost about it endlessly.
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Yes! Works every time.
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there's literally nothing wrong with opening jars like this.
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It's literally 1 step above going and asking the neighbor boy to do it for you
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but i still opened it myself!
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Yeah except I don't hit it this hard
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lmao really?
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yeah it works
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I open them by hitting the corner on the countertop to accomplish the same thing
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lmao I'm just imagine you chimping smashing it lid down an screaming
get a jar opener
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Real tawk.
Make your own pasta sauce. It isn't hard, it doesn't have to take forever, and it's infinitely better.
Chop tomatoes
Basil
Oregano
Salt
Bay leaf or two
Any other seasoning to taste
Simmer.
Your house(or hovel in my case) will smell delicious, and it will taste a million times better than anything canned. Even if you are buying store bought tomatoes.
I do it with cherry tomatoes because my foid likes those and I love her.
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i sometimes do make my own sauce! i'm just tired and store sauce is p good when you add a bunch of spices to it
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Hecko Jan
I’ve just noticed you have Walmart brand spices
Please stop this!
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what spices do you use? mccormick is obvs everywhere but i've heard they aren't the best either
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i use the "upmarket" kroger spices because i like setting money on fire but also don't want to commit to doing everything from scratch all the time
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I broke the shit out of my wrist one time. My boss at work dropped off a care package since I couldn't go to work for a little bit (pain killers were fricking up my life). One of the things she left me was some chips and a jar of salsa. With a broken wrist, you can't put any pressure at all on a jar lid, it's not even possible. Somebody on the internet suggested jamming a knife through the lid to let the pressure out. It instantly worked. That's my suggestion if you seriously can't open a jar, just puncture the lid and it comes right off.
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Hit the sides four times with the knife handle. Not too hard for obvious reasons.
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Thanks, mom!
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I jam a butter knife up into the thread of the jar. Works.
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just stick a butter knife between the jar and lid and twist.
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