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9 style/grace :marseyfluffy:  1yr ago (image post) 274 thread views #159664

remember, if you can't open a jar, just hit the corner with a knife as hard as you can to break the seal! :marseythumbsup:

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In the interest of keeping fellow dramacels from injuring the frick out of themselves carelessly, just use a spoon and pry under the lid gently. Work your way around the lid and by the time you are like 25% around it you should hear the safety seal go pop.

Don't be a fricking r-slur and stab jars with knives. You'll have to buy more knives.

Neighbors below telling you to slam blunt objects into glass jars are the kind to Clorox chicken in the sink.

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Or, you know, do 5 push ups and open the darn thing. What kind of pathethic, estrogen filled creature can't take the lid off a jar?

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sir not all of us are weightlifters like you :marseygiveup:

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Listen fat, not everyone slams the bussy like you so take the helpful advice

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If you can't open a jar, you can't save Marsey before Chud starts cumming :marseycumjar1:

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Neighbor you cant read I already went over the procedure

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The spoon trick is cheating. Open the jar like a testosterone filled FtM train.

Time is running out :marseycumjar2:

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haha knife go bonk

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My mom always used an ice cream scoop to whack them and that worked until she could complain to kids to open the darn jar. Seems more simple than whatever spoon surgery you're talking about

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you sound like an r-slur

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you're the one who needs 10 steps to open the jar vs whack it once to break the seal

Normal people just twist it and it opens

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don't stab the jar just hit it with the handle of a butter knife or something else dull

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