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bak chor mee in my :marseyramen: bowl (minced and sliced pork on noodles with shrooms, crispy pork bits, and fish balls)

@chiobu was taunting me with delicious singaporean food while i was away from my kitchen, now that i'm home i made a bowl with his :marseyramen: marsey on it + tried my hand at the recipe i've been thinking about for 2 weeks :marseylickinglips:

original recipes: https://www.singaporeanmalaysianrecipes.com/bak-chor-mee-singaporean-noodles/#recipe https://www.singaporeanmalaysianrecipes.com/bak-chor-mee-singaporean-noodles/#recipe

my mayo version with subbed ingredients i could find here:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16860807781246912.webp

(most of the ingredients + marinating meats + soaking shrooms, u don't actually need 5 spice i got it out on autopilot)

120g flat egg noodles (dry), i used half wide, half thin

ground pork:

50g ground pork

2 tsp soy sauce

1/4 tsp white pepper

1 tsp cornstarch

1 tsp toasted sesame oil

sliced pork:

50g thinly sliced pork

1 tsp soy sauce

MSG MSG MSG

white pepper

broth:

pork stock from my freezer, ~1L (to make your own just boil bones and water)

1 bunch spring onions, use the butts

10 black peppercorns

1 star anise

2 tsp salt

MSG MSG MSG

2 tbsp dried spicy anchovies

shrooms:

30g dried shiitake

250 ml water

2 tbsp soya

1 tbsp fish sauce

1 tbsp chinese black vinegar

1 tsp sugar

toppings:

LARD

spam lmao

soya

chili oil (the fermented kind with peanuts :drool:)

shroom liquid

chinese black vinegar

broth

fish balls i made an undetermined time ago :marseysweating: from my freezer

chopped spring onion



instructions

night b4:

soak shrooms in hot water, cover

day of:

meats: marinade the meats in separate bowls with the ingredients called for

stock: put everything from the broth category into a pot except the anchovies, cook for at least an hour, skimming if you notice blech on top. add anchovies, cook another 15 minutes, strain and keep stock hot

shrooms: put all the stuff from the shroom category in a pot, simmer for an hour or until the liquid has mostly absorbed, keep warm and keep extra shroom liquid

noodles: cook in boiling water silly

toppings and assembly: fry spam in lard cus you're a fat piece of shit, slice some shrooms, put fishcakes in your broth and cook them for a few minutes, put your meat in a skimmer in the broth and cook for ~1 minute (or until done to your liking) while stirring it around with your chopsticks so it cooks evenly, serve all of it over noodles along with however much vinegar/lard/chili oil/broth/shroom liquid that you like, add spring onions because vegetables means it's healthy

notes: would make fewer shrooms next time (maybe 15g) as my ratio was off, would figure out what pork i'm actually supposed to use (this actually a lie i would use spam 100% of the time because spam is the best), maybe use less fish sauce with the shrooms next time, i bet vinegar in the ground pork marinade would go hard

compared to the photos from the recipe i don't think i did too bad! https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686080778464774.webp < theirs mine> https://i.rdrama.net/images/16860812730630858.webp :chudcelebrate:

overall 10/10 so glad i prepped extras so i can have it for a few days, no clue how people there stay :marseyskinny: while having this easily accessible, thank you chiobu for telling me about this!!!!

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๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

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tbh yours looks better than the original picture, but probably just because it has more SOVL

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Is that a fricking marsey cup?

I didn't know we sell those

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i made it on my cutting machine actually! so many cute marseys, not enough merch

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16860824564186614.webp the machine cuts different coloured vinyl, and then i layer it by hand and apply it. unfortunately since it's a rounded bowl the design didn't apply perfectly (you can see a bubble in one of the photos) but i would love to try again sometime with a flatter design

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cutting machine

!edgelords, we have a competitor

:marppy: :shadowkick:

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AI is stealing jobs from hardworking edgelords... when will it end?

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I commend you, that's a serious dedication. And it looks good

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>5 teaspoons of soy sauce

:soyjackwow::soyjakyell:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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Soy has 50 times less the amount of phytoestrogens as hops. Women working in hops fields would menstruate early, and men tended to get gyno from it. Beer is a womanโ€™s drink, and drinking Soylent is more chemically manly than beer.

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Bier schlecht

Wie denkt ihr daran? !germs

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Lern Deutsch du dummes Dreckskind. "Wie denkt ihr daran" is not German.

"Was denkt ihr darรผber", "Wie findet ihr das", "Wie ist eure Meinung"...

That said it's obvious that true German men have so much testosterone that the amount of beer consumed doesn't matter. We are still above normies after consumption. See @Shreddedmanlet

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

IN HONOR OF @COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER'S SEXUAL DEGENERACY:

TRANS FURRY LIVES MATTER

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Absolut haram :marseydisagree:

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Soy has 50 times less the amount of phytoestrogens as hops. Women working in hops fields would menstruate early, and men tended to get gyno from it. Beer is a womanโ€™s drink, and drinking Soylent is more chemically manly than beer.

How about drinking neither? @DestoryerCarbine stick too snaps.

jewish lives matter

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estrogenized, in my lane, skin soft due to a startling lack of testosterone, posting in /r/purplepilldebate

thank you for the pin carp i would make you any dinner you wanted anytime ever

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Whyโ€™d you make such a small portion, couldnโ€™t make some for me?

:#marseycry:

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i made enough for tomorrow but lord that fried spam is tempting me :marseysweating: you might have to come have the rest for me!

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looks super yummy! :marseylickinglips:

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>posts food

>No thin badge

:marseythinkorino:

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you actually made me check i didn't lose it you little shit lol

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:#marseyxd:

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:marseymisinformation:

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stop making me hungry pls


From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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me when i look at your selfies :devour:

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me when i look at anything you do :loveeyes: :bite:


From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.

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Out of all asian foods, those rubbery "fish balls" have to be the worst.

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i love them curried so much, but yeah it's a 50/50 if the premade ones are going to be way too chewy. tteokbokki where you can't tell the difference between the chewy af fish ball and the rice cakes is :marseysick:

i made these really soft but i can't remember the recipe :marseycrying: otherwise i would send it to you

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tteokbokki

i cant bring myself to like that, like even in korea it's so excessively chewy lol

if you ever come across fishballs that are as chewy i think they're spoilt :marseysick:

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i always trick myself into thinking "maybe i'll like it this time..." because it looks so spicy and delicious but it's just not a good eating experience lol. i think it's the only korean food that has really disappointed me so far

tbh hypocritical but i'm mad at other mayos for finding korean food and driving the price of pork belly way up :marseymayo: it used to be one of those cheap cuts but it's so expensive now, just like when white people found out about ox tail and chicken wings :marseydepressed:

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:marseyxd: if you ever find like the black pork from Jeju it's legit delicious although it's pretty expensive and something i'd not pay for

it's said that the black pigs eat up the poop and moids had to go poop with a spear like thing in the past in case the pigs chomp on their balls :laughing:

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i heard people say radfems were porkers but i didn't know that's what they meant :marseyhmmm: based oinkers :snipsnip:

google says this is the wagyu of pork, i might have to try to find this then lol. i think a wagyu steak would be wasted on me but i love pork so much it's unreal, new bucket list item unlocked!

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The ones made here are pretty good especially if they're handmade

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Heard Singapore has really good food. Going to be visiting with missAPM next year. Drinks?

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hit me up again nearer to the date :!marseywink: yeah food's good here but it's hot as heck so hopefully you're prepared :!marseyburn:

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will do. not prepared, but missapm is. i will sweat my butt off, but im ok with that.

she has a business trip there sometime next year

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thank you for making this bb board less neurodivergent !

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No, cheesy beans on toast https://i.rdrama.net/images/16860903086997707.webp

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Please don't post a pile of vomit.

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Dayum

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10/10 bowl/cup

The food looks good too

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:#marseyhungry:

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NOODLES FOR THE NOODLE GOD

MUSHROOMS FOR THE BOWL

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I'm starving looking at the photos :marseycry: It looks so good :horny: I'd better go back to sleep before I'm tempted to order from one of the 24/7 places that serve this lolol

I'm glad you liked it because it's so hard to describe how it tastes over the internet, hopefully you'll be able to find the :marseyleftoidschizo: in leafland who sells this but is too afraid to reveal his location :marseyemojirofl:

Also a :marseyschizowave: :marseychingchong: will tell you that chopsticks shouldn't be placed like that in a bowl because it looks like joss sticks that way lol

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i'm so jelly you can get this all the time :marseymayo: and lmao i feel like i'm always learning a new offensive thing i'm accidentally doing with my chopsticks, whoops :sweat:

sleep well! wake up with an appetite and teach rdrama more things we're missing out on

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i'm pretty envious because so many of our dishes would probably taste so much better in the cold :marseycanada: that piping hot bowl of noodles mixed with chilli on a chilly day must feel so good! :marseyembrace: :marseychuddance: the good thing about bak chor mee is its versatility so if you're a seafood enjoyer things like scallops, mussels and most shellfish goes well with it :marseythumbsup: just something random i recalled because one of the 24/7 places here sell a version with those lol

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omg yes perfect cold day recipe! i know you were american before so i'm assuming you've had gumbo but god that's my favourite thing for cold days

i'll have to make it when it doesn't look like breaking bad outside https://old.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/142gikg/alexandra_bridge_this_morning/?sort=controversial :marseyworried: never experienced this kinda smoke before lol

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you should leave her (him)

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Fish balls?

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:#marseycarpfans:

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you can even find fish soy here :marseycarpasian:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16631738586542966.webp

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looks tasty, i am suspicious of a bowl with a handle though

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This looks delicious!

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@DestoryerCarbine don't tend too think too highly of this food... but the marsey cup is nice

jewish lives matter

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Looks really good Queen, nice skills! My preferred pork for soups is char siu

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