If you hate calorie counting to lose weight, try keto

I’ve been cooking for myself since I was 5 years old, which means my relationship with food is based on a 5 year-old’s heuristic understanding of a balanced diet. Could I have tried to learn some actual dietary fundamentals in the past 25 years? Sure, but my understanding of healthy is “am I still frickable” and that’s been affirmed (sometimes unfortunately) over the timespan.

Well now I’m 30, and the cycle of going 20 pounds over and then crash-dieting back to normal has gotten harder. My usual go-tos of cereal, sandwiches and rice-heavy stir fry has been making it really hard to keep pounds off as I work out less.

So a friend I was trying to have s*x with recommended keto and showed me recipes she’s been trying out, and so I gave it a shot.

Night and goddarn day. It’s only been a few weeks and I’ve had to cut coffee for black tea since I have too much energy now. I don’t feel like a bloated sack of shit if I don’t make dinner before 5pm anymore. And the best part is I haven’t bothered calorie counting. I’ve had MyFitnessPal, a food scale, heavily-invested into CICO through my 20s, where I’d go from 2500 calories a day to 1400 for a few weeks to carve off pounds. And it works, but going to bed hungry sucks. And when I finally am getting laid, why bother continuing to do it?

I’ve not counted once with Keto and I just feel good all the time. Probably shaving off 2-3 pounds a week, including this last week where I’ve been on bedrest with a back injury.

Anyway, tell me about your experiences with the diet too. Getting a lot of value out of my $70 air fryer.


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2-3 lb a week

Uhhhh so you’re running a 7000 to 10500 kcal deficit weekly? You are either VERY overweight or you’re at the stage at the beginning of ketosis where you lose a lot of water weight if you don’t hydrate more.


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10 pounds over a month idk


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So ~1100kcal/day deficit. Thats a bit more reasonable than 10.5k/week.


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I lie and exaggerate a lot on the internet


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Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor 🤣


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Big active dude eating <1800 per day could achieve that

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Ya I guess if your job requires manual labor and you’re muscular >6’


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I am not either of those things 😎


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