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Just tried sake

Holy frick this is bad. I don't like wine, I don't like vodka. But this tastes like something midway in between, a watered down vodka. And then it's also warm, frick.

I'd rather chug a bottle of the cheapest samogon I can find then drink another glass of this.

Don't let anime fool you, nips have no fricking taste whatsoever.

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Peepeees are objectively more aesthetically pleasing than v*ginas.

Now, I am a massive cute twink, but I wouldn't think much of a straight man who just prefers peepees (like carp for example). I just recoil in horror every time I see a v*gina. Not even getting into uncut vs cut or size debates, the vast majority of peepees are more pleasing to the eye. And don't even get me started on female vs male genital hygiene. You know v*ginas bleed once a month, right? Have you ever seen pictures of a yeast infection? I guarantee it would be eye-opening. Peepeees on the other hand self-clean several times per day if you're hydrated. My uncut brethren may need to pay a little more attention to hygiene, but this is still vastly easier to do than v*ginal hygiene.

Yes yes I know "muh reproduction" now maybe I would understand this argument if you could choose the gender of your child. But the chance of spawning another icky f*male is just too high. I will stick with men going their own way with other men thank you very much.

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