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This Kong Is A Fucking Disgrace!
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Americans are incapable of understanding that you dont have to refrain from eating anything remotely enjoyable not to get fat. Just avoid gobbling shovelfuls of the stuff.
They call it french paradox because these smug buttholes will eat cured ham fried in duck grease before a plate of cheese and wine, and then a dessert so high in butter you could use it as an emergency candle. But the secret is that their portions are tiny. Oh, and they tend to walk more than 500 steps a day, too.
The only Mediterranean food I'll eat comes on a rotating stick and is provided to me by a sweaty 300lb Arab or Turkish man whose sole interaction with me is to say βhot sos garlic?β
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Americans are incapable of understanding that you dont have to refrain from eating anything remotely enjoyable not to get fat. Just avoid gobbling shovelfuls of the stuff.
They call it french paradox because these smug buttholes will eat cured ham fried in duck grease before a plate of cheese and wine, and then a dessert so high in butter you could use it as an emergency candle. But the secret is that their portions are tiny. Oh, and they tend to walk more than 500 steps a day, too.
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Just omad one greasy pile of garbage a day, lose weight without self-control.
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They also smoke.
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Mutt's be like:
Eat a veggie and some BRUSCHETTA you fat frick r-slurs
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I disagree.
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Lawry's encrusted fingers typed this tweet.
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As the most racist man alive and bimothy I disagree
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Extremely low effort bait. But I loved the meme pooping on Italian pizza compared to Domino's
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MAMMA MIA I BURNA DA PIZZA
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burgers really think they invented heating up meat huh
wait I just noticed fricking destiny tweeted this, the guy has the palate of a toddler
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How about I kill you, how about that?
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People who use the word dogshit should unironically
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The only Mediterranean food I'll eat comes on a rotating stick and is provided to me by a sweaty 300lb Arab or Turkish man whose sole interaction with me is to say βhot sos garlic?β
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I thought mediteranean food was pasta with white sauce and seafood.
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Top tweet: https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1695515522664726765
Bottom tweet: https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1695517045805264993
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