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This Kong Is A Fucking Disgrace!
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Americans are incapable of understanding that you dont have to refrain from eating anything remotely enjoyable not to get fat. Just avoid gobbling shovelfuls of the stuff.
They call it french paradox because these smug buttholes will eat cured ham fried in duck grease before a plate of cheese and wine, and then a dessert so high in butter you could use it as an emergency candle. But the secret is that their portions are tiny. Oh, and they tend to walk more than 500 steps a day, too.
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Americans are incapable of understanding that you dont have to refrain from eating anything remotely enjoyable not to get fat. Just avoid gobbling shovelfuls of the stuff.
They call it french paradox because these smug buttholes will eat cured ham fried in duck grease before a plate of cheese and wine, and then a dessert so high in butter you could use it as an emergency candle. But the secret is that their portions are tiny. Oh, and they tend to walk more than 500 steps a day, too.
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Just omad one greasy pile of garbage a day, lose weight without self-control.
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They also smoke.
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