Made these fatties last night. Grilled at 9pm so I couldn't get a decent cooked pic.

Everyone, please sign this petition: Remove MasterLawlz from the Mod Team of Drama

Even if he means the apology, does it really matter at this point? Would you forgive Hitler if he repented? Even if maanu123 fixes things and brings real, juicy cringe to the sub for us to feast, let me ask you this again. How many lives would Hitler have to save for you to forgive his transgressions?

Above all else, he doesn't seem to have learned his lesson. Do you really want the full force of Cringetopia coming at you again Lawlz? I didn't think so. I think you should outline your failures and send INDIVIDUAL apologies to those you harmed, a general apology to ALL of Reddit, and an acknowledgment of how your unearned karma that you know you STOLE from the average redditor is illegitimate and should be forfeited if possible.

I actually started to tear up at the end. I understand the position you're in Lawlz, I really do, but some things can't be forgiven. You can "forgive" your partner for sleeping with another woman. You can also "forgive" your partner for drunkenly groping your daughter while you were at work. These things have a very, very small scale of victims and don't really bring the world down a lot. You have chosen to commit a much greater sin. Reddit is one of the PREMIER social media platforms with many users being doctors, lawyers, and journ*lists. You have sabotaged a group of highly educated individuals that see right through your manipulation and gaslamping tactics.

In conclusion, I tend to lead to the sensitive side with a penchant for forgiveness, but today? I... WE are pushing back against my tendencies.

Mod team of Drama, you have 24 hours to remove /u/MasterLawlz as a mod. Any longer than that and... things might get dicey.