Made these fatties last night. Grilled at 9pm so I couldn't get a decent cooked pic. :marseygrilling2:

1.5 lb each, USDA prime. Too lazy to rotate the pic. Served with potatoes au gratin and salad. Yes I wiped the counter after. I misjudged how large the steaks were and used too small of a board, for reference its like 15”x11”.

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Where's the vegan option, bro?

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:marseyropey#ourself:

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Some juicy lookin steaks brah

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You put the pepper on _afterwards_ or it burns during the sear

Also what sauce did you make? Bearnaise, peppercorn, etc?

Any grillpiller can cook a steak, it takes a chef to make a sauce.

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hamburger meat: ewww gross it's 50% fat, just charge 50% less

steak meat: 50% fat? Charge 7x the price!!!

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Normal :marseyregular: human: hmm I think :marseymischevious: I'll enjoy my steak

Broke AF reductionist: haha you paid for fat!!

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Steak is so expensive right now.

:marseycry:

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I'm still able to get ribeye or NY strip for $10/lb on sale once in a while.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

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Mr. Steakbags


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what? it's only $23.99 a pound here

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Frick, i forgot to pull the fricking steak out this morning

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Just microwave it

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Were they good? Did you put salt and pepper on them or is that a Montreal blend? How done do you like them?

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Just salt and pepper. These were too large :marseywide: for a pan sear so I grilled. Usually I pan sear and baste with compound butter.

Ended up great. Sous vided 1.5 hr @ 137 to render :marseyraytraced: fat. Chilled 1 hr in fridge. Grilled @ 500 for 3 mins per side.

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Heck yeah that sounds great. I was wondering if you put them in a sous vide, I recently got my own and tried it out a few weeks ago. It was legit the best steak I had ever made. :marseychefkiss:

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I like sous vide it just takes too much extra prep. Unless I'm cooking for a big dinner party I'd rather just butter baste it and be happy with my medium-whatever.


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At the thickness and size of those steaks, the fat on the interior would :marseymid: be raw and chewy without the sous vide.

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Those look great but wtf is that pan

also no pics of the first cut? How do I know you dind't cook these to rubber shoe consistency?

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Because you have to be r-slurred :marseyretard: to frick up a steak. Literally :marseyme: the easiest meat to cook. Only reason I have this pic is because I sent it to a friend :marseychinchilla2: and asked :marseythinkorino2: if they wanna join me another friend :marseychinchilla2: for dinner.

Also…what pan….

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I... I'm disappointed in you Bimothy.

You get on here, with your fat steaks, post a picture of them on some futuristic glass looking undersized pan, proceed to (presumably) cook them off-camera, and then DON'T take a picture of that first slice showcasing your pride and achievement of how properly you cooked the steak.

Obviously, you overcooked the steaks... AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME.

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Thats a cutting :marseycut: board you dumb BIPOC. Gratz on being half way to 99 wc.

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even worse, then. ironman btw. next time post pics of the final steak or i'll find out where you live and throw expired meat at your birds

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Everyone, please sign this petition: Remove MasterLawlz from the Mod Team of Drama

Even if he means the apology, does it really matter at this point? Would you forgive Hitler if he repented? Even if maanu123 fixes things and brings real, juicy cringe to the sub for us to feast, let me ask you this again. How many lives would Hitler have to save for you to forgive his transgressions?

Above all else, he doesn't seem to have learned his lesson. Do you really want the full force of Cringetopia coming at you again Lawlz? I didn't think so. I think you should outline your failures and send INDIVIDUAL apologies to those you harmed, a general apology to ALL of Reddit, and an acknowledgment of how your unearned karma that you know you STOLE from the average redditor is illegitimate and should be forfeited if possible.

I actually started to tear up at the end. I understand the position you're in Lawlz, I really do, but some things can't be forgiven. You can "forgive" your partner for sleeping with another woman. You can also "forgive" your partner for drunkenly groping your daughter while you were at work. These things have a very, very small scale of victims and don't really bring the world down a lot. You have chosen to commit a much greater sin. Reddit is one of the PREMIER social media platforms with many users being doctors, lawyers, and journ*lists. You have sabotaged a group of highly educated individuals that see right through your manipulation and gaslamping tactics.

In conclusion, I tend to lead to the sensitive side with a penchant for forgiveness, but today? I... WE are pushing back against my tendencies.

Mod team of Drama, you have 24 hours to remove /u/MasterLawlz as a mod. Any longer than that and... things might get dicey.

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