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To the point where I have (judge me or not, that's up to you):

  • Always have a set of fries out for no salts ready to be dumped upon order.
  • Deny that we carry salt packets to those who ask when they order no salt anything (usually through drive-thru).
  • Cook no-onion 10:1 patties with no grill seasoning either.
  • Always have a minimum of 12 round-egg already made

Why do I have to work at work??

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no onion patty with no grill seasoning

u can order the burger patty differently at McDonalds? No way that's ever coming out accurate lol they already can't read stuff like no pickle/extra tomato/etc

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I guess so, I don't eat McDonalds

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He's simply creating supply in response to a demand signal to better anticipate customer orders.

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Thank you, that's one of the best short stories I've ever read.

A link to the actual story: https://andrewmbailey.com/papers/2917 stuff/man who was too lazy to fail.pdf

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First time or did you know it before?

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First time I read it yes.

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:#@everyonelove::#@everyonelove::#@everyonelove:

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To be fair, why on Earth would you expect any semblance of quality from McDonalds? Quit ordering stupid shit and get your goyslop.

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Nothing more disappointing then going to a McDonalds for some comfort food after a hard day and treating myself to something I normally try and eat 'too healthy' for, and then getting served flaccid room temperature sticks of mush.

Since when is McDonald's a treat? It tastes like butt. I also don't want to deal with staff.

Literally go home and cook a meat, add a starch, sprinkles some spices and parsley and you have something one million times better than slop.

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I agree for dinner, but for breakfast egg mcmuffin/mcgriddle and a mocha frappe is good twice a year.

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You can make an egg mcmuffin at home and you can buy flavored ice coffee from the store in half galloon jugs.

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Yeah and it doesn't taste th e same

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Only an r-slur would think a pimpled 17 year old reheating a muffin egg at mcdonalds would be better than cooking at home fresh yourself.

I made a mcmuffin this morning and it was 10x better than any mcmuffin at mcdonalds.

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If I wanted a good breakfast sandwich I wouldn't go to mcdonalds. I wanted an egg mcmuffin.

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Egg mcmuffin is just 4 ingredients:

1. Egg

2. Slice of cheese

3. Slice of ham (or sausage)

4. English muffin

If fast food was good, a teenager with bacne working minimum wage wouldn't be making it.

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I do not care

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"Are there any specials tonight? Please ask the McChef to prepare my McDouble as a tartare. Was the McFish caught today? Can he provide a sea-to-table dining experience? Is there an upcharge to substitute a fresh ceviche for the minced pollack patty? And perhaps Gruyère for the American cheese-ish product? Thick-sliced if you have it, please."

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Mcdonalds is incredibly consistent across the US.

I mean its shit food but its not like pizza hutt or taco bell where the qualitt massively varies

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Crazy to me that you can buy a hamburger in any McDonald's across the country and it will be the same

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Thats its only selling point

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Literally :marseymcwagie#: :#marseywagie:

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It's the whole " we deserve absolutely piping hot fresh off the grill" that annoys me go home and frickin cook

Good idea wagie but still insane that having hot food is a luxury lol

Get a different job if you don't like doing work. Frick this subreddit is just a bunch of teenage cry babies.

Don't cry when your local maccas closes down and you can't get your big mac fix because everyone has "found a different job".

People always bleat "Why don't you get a REAL job" without stopping to think what would happen if everyone DID get a different job - they'd have to learn how to actually COOK A MEAL.

Wagie acts like hes only working fast food out of the goodness of his heart :marseysurejan:

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if everyone who complained on Reddit about doing their job in McDonald's got a different job-- wait that's a bad hypothetical they can't :marseyxd:

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I used to do this because some of YALL ADD SALT LIKE YOU GOT PAID MORE BY THE SHAKE. But I learned that if grab the box of fries and smack it down repeatedly on a table top the salt falls off It is a cleanup process but at least I get most of the salt off

this guy knows how to really get the wagies seething :taysmart:

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People who give business to mc donalds are almost as bad as the people working there

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Its like they deserve each other

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Like coomers and e-hoes.

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Disrespecting democracy there shes a politician and eho

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I was talking in general, I didn't have any particular e-hoe in mind.

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Ehoes and politicians are the same

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Why the heck are there so many subreddits for wagies and their dead end jobs.

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high schoolers with social media addiction work those jobs

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Greatest strategy is to fricking ask for it to be made fresh... Gee, who would have known...

Why does that have to be asked for you dumb butt wagie

And while I don't support eating food like McDonalds their fries are fire

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McDonalds their fries are fire

BIPOC

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their fries are fire

this statement hasn't been true for like 5 years now, i don't know what happened but they're fricking shit now

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Wagies HATE this one simple trick!

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>It's like, (hey customers who browse this subreddit), ask for something cook to order*

I was a teenaged McWagie once and literally 100% of "make it fresh" requests I ever saw were ignored. This is a situation in which no matter what the customer requests, the back-of-house wagies will seethe. :marseywagie:

No one should be eating poisonous goyslop prepared by dirty poors who hate their jobs, and by extension, their customers.

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