Pizza pie palava puts provincial parlor in peril [PIZZA ARGUMENT]

Funny argument about new england pizza where every comment sounds like this:

'Eyyy, you're gettin pies from Provolone Tone's?! Testo di cazzo, you have to go to Parmesan Joe's on 34th street!! Mama mia'

Massachussetss pizza looks like THIS

they just put bits of meatloaf on the pizza? Are the burgers okay?

It gets worse because in this thread a load of people are defending what's called 'Greek style pizza'

As if modern greeks can do anything except oily gay s*x and defraud Deutschebank

If you come to me with this shit It will get violent.

No way you're getting better pizza anywhere else in New England. Our competition is New Hampshire, Connecticut, Vermont, Rhode Island, and Maine? GTFO. New York is the only valid competition in the North East and it is frankly overhyped.

Why the frick does every state have their own take on pizza?

Anyway there's not much drama here but I wanted to get a similar argument going. This is objectively the best pizza: