Funny argument about new england pizza where every comment sounds like this:
'Eyyy, you're gettin pies from Provolone Tone's?! Testo di cazzo, you have to go to Parmesan Joe's on 34th street!! Mama mia'
Massachussetss pizza looks like THIS
they just put bits of meatloaf on the pizza? Are the burgers okay?
It gets worse because in this thread a load of people are defending what's called 'Greek style pizza'
As if modern greeks can do anything except oily gay s*x and defraud Deutschebank 
If you come to me with this shit It will get violent. 
No way you're getting better pizza anywhere else in New England. Our competition is New Hampshire, Connecticut, Vermont, Rhode Island, and Maine? GTFO. New York is the only valid competition in the North East and it is frankly overhyped.
Why the frick does every state have their own take on pizza?
Anyway there's not much drama here but I wanted to get a similar argument going. This is objectively the best pizza:
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Make way for a REAL pizza.
!scandicks
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only the fjeldaper will get this one
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This, but unironically unironically.
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i always heard scandis were obsessed specifically with frozen pizza. i suppose after eating fermented shit-herring it's quite palatable
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the norwegians seem particularly obsessed, i remember when i first moved here how shocked i was at the selection of frozen pizzas in the store, i don't know why they're like this.
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We like frozen pizza, what is so hard to understand smh.
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even this?
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Slap some dressing on that bad boy and lessgo.
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cringe
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Pizza "aficionados" are so fricking annoying. It's just fricking pizza
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Based. Its bread, cheese, and sauce. Just eat it
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I know this will trigger a lot of the cute twinks on this site who are pretentious about food (definitely a mid-20s incel trait FYI) but a $5 frozen pizza is better than most actual pizza anyway. I never crave a "brick oven" or whatever the frick kind of pizza that costs $17. I'll pop a Red Baron or Walmart-brand pizza in the oven for <20 minutes and enjoy that much more than any "fancy" pizza
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This. Crispy burnt butt crust is for barstool strags
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Yeah I guess we're all supposed to believe pizza with flour on the underside and flavorless, crispy crust that's separated from the cheese by an inch of only sauce is high quality because it's made fresh (fresh meaning from frozen dough and toppings, of course)
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NOOOOOO MY SUPER. YEAST SOURDOUGH CUPPERONI SUPREME
IS REALLY 
GOOOOD ITS WORTH 42 DOLLLLARRRS
Bruh I just want some cheese
and sauce on bread 
I'd take Naan if they had it
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Based taco bell dunking on beaners and dagos
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look at this late-stage anglo nonsense. to the anglo, culture is a mere game, entire civilisations are just commodities that can be bought, sold, mashed together. brazilians would never do th-
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Wtf are you supposed to eat the outside then eat the middle for dessert?
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im too scared
to ping macacos
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I've read it and to put it simply: I'm disgusted by some of the text. And especially when it was revealed that the alt-right "drama" website was involved in the research, my suspicions came true. The text is nothing but smelling coming from some pretentious intellectual dark web teenager fan-fiction writer. Unfortunately.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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