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  • BimothyX2 : Unfunny, uninteresting and unrelated to drama
  • UnpackThisSweaty : The post is in /h/food bimothy you silly tard. You definitely use the word.

I fricking hate the word "brunch"

It's the reddit of words. It's a word said by soy inner city shit libs going to their overpriced cafes that sell shit with "deconstructed" next to them.

It makes me wanna give you a frickin deconstructed headbutt to the frickin skull.

Brunchcels seething.

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neighbor people have been saying brunch for a long time, it has nothing to do with reddit or inner city shit libs

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It's a gay soy word said mostly by cafe soys and I demand you stop it

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touch grass, 99% of people say brunch

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Found the deconstructed cafe enjoyer

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Eggs Benedict is good.

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It's aite. Not a big fan of hollandaise sauce.

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Would :marseywould: you make me eggs benedict after a romantic Saturday night :marseysamfisher: on the town :marseydelighted:

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Finally I'm the 1%

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THIS NEIGHBOR EATIN BEANS

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Anyone in food service will see the word 'brunch' like the word 'BIPOC'

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BIPOC loves brunch too.

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I like brunch. But, I love luncheon.

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Doesn't Eevee evolve into Luncheon?

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It reminds me of "mulch"

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You could sell that as "deconstructed pine" and the soys would love it, or even better the scientific name and call it "deconstructed pinus"

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Deconstructed julienned pinus, selected from the most lovingly raised free-range trees!

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Garnished with some natively cultured legionella longbeachae.

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That's not bacteria, that's FLAVOR

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:marseylaughpoundfist:

you fricking millenials

I call it 'food' and 'snack'

Need food. Is there time to eat food?

yes? --> eat food

no? --> check pockets

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Touch grass

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I get paid to touch grass, unironically. And I'm the boss too.

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Larp

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I literally own a lawn maintenance business.

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Lmao okay kid

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You suck peepee for a living, keep you're mouth shut before you get smacked the frick up.

@KinoHashira stand with israel.

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you prefer blunch?

Guy Beringer's article was mentioned in the following from Punch, or the London Charivari (London, England) of Saturday 1st August 1896:

BRUNCH v. BLUNCH!

According to the ‘Lady,' to be fashionable nowadays we must “brunch.” Truly an excellent portmanteau word, introduced, by the way, last year, by Mr. Guy Beringer, in the now defunct ‘Hunter's Weekly,' and indicating a combined breakfast and lunch. At Oxford, however, two years ago, an important distinction was drawn. The combination-meal, when nearer the usual breakfast hour, is “brunch,” and, when nearer luncheon, is “blunch.” Please don't forget this.

'Tis the voice of the Bruncher, I heard him complain,

“You have waked me too soon, I must slumber again!

When the clock says it's twelve, then perhaps I'll revive,

Meanwhile into bed yet once more let me dive!

The last meal I had was about 3 a.m.;

I'm a writer, so please don't such habits condemn!

This cross between supper and breakfast I'll name,

If you'll let me, a ‘suckfast'—and ‘brupper''s the same!

Later on, too, a similar mixture I make,

And of ‘five o'clock tinner' at seven I partake;

The term's à propos, for the fare is tinned meat,

With tea for ‘ontray' and lump sugar for sweet.

While the small hours get larger I'm fit as a flea,

The sunrise I'm cheerfully ready to see,

With ‘blunch' for to-morrow, and no trains to catch,

I don't need to repose with unseemly despatch.

Beauty sleep is a thing that ne'er troubles my head;

When the peepee has done crowing I turn into bed,

Then peacefully dream of the virtues of ‘blunch,'

And, on waking, I rise and indite this to ‘Punch!'”

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I prefer "early lunch" like a human.

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but humans have been saying brunch for over 100 years:marseyconfused:

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not real humans

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Poor hands typed this post

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:#marseypop2:

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How do you feel about the word "spork" or "frunk?"

Trans lives matter

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The fug is frunk?

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Freaky funk

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:#marseydog:

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