I fricking hate the word "brunch"

you prefer blunch?

Guy Beringer's article was mentioned in the following from Punch, or the London Charivari (London, England) of Saturday 1st August 1896:

BRUNCH v. BLUNCH!

According to the ‘Lady,' to be fashionable nowadays we must “brunch.” Truly an excellent portmanteau word, introduced, by the way, last year, by Mr. Guy Beringer, in the now defunct ‘Hunter's Weekly,' and indicating a combined breakfast and lunch. At Oxford, however, two years ago, an important distinction was drawn. The combination-meal, when nearer the usual breakfast hour, is “brunch,” and, when nearer luncheon, is “blunch.” Please don't forget this.

'Tis the voice of the Bruncher, I heard him complain,

“You have waked me too soon, I must slumber again!

When the clock says it's twelve, then perhaps I'll revive,

Meanwhile into bed yet once more let me dive!

The last meal I had was about 3 a.m.;

I'm a writer, so please don't such habits condemn!

This cross between supper and breakfast I'll name,

If you'll let me, a ‘suckfast'—and ‘brupper''s the same!

Later on, too, a similar mixture I make,

And of ‘five o'clock tinner' at seven I partake;

The term's à propos, for the fare is tinned meat,

With tea for ‘ontray' and lump sugar for sweet.

While the small hours get larger I'm fit as a flea,

The sunrise I'm cheerfully ready to see,

With ‘blunch' for to-morrow, and no trains to catch,

I don't need to repose with unseemly despatch.

Beauty sleep is a thing that ne'er troubles my head;

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When the peepee has done crowing I turn into bed,

Then peacefully dream of the virtues of ‘blunch,'

And, on waking, I rise and indite this to ‘Punch!'”