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OP gets roasted for his French Onion Soup, sub locals come in with the downmarseys

https://old.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/16ysoiv/french_onion_soup/k3be2ta?context=8

								

								

OP posts this

https://i.redd.it/6w5qydzcuzrb1.jpg

(in my opinion, abomination) of a french onion soup.


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/r/iamveryculinary

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If you want to eat a raw/boiled onion soup, have at it

French onion soup is made with caramelized onions

It's a pretty simple dish, with very few ingredients, very few steps

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You can't see the onions you don't know if they're caramelized or not. You've invented this whole scenario in your head

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The onions on top are not caramelized lol

The onions everyone is mentioning

The 2 onions on top

Do you see them

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The one that's very clearly a garnish?

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Yes. Which isn't caramelized.

French onion soup = caramelized onions

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But those aren't in the soup

Soup ≠ garnish

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h, its just trash on top of the soup? Lol

I like garnishes that you can eat, that compliment the dish

Maybe try garnishing the soup with a copy of Pokemon Red

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You're not a well liked person, are you?

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He basically posted a picture of burned bread with half a pearl onion on it. There could be soup there but whom the frick knows?

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>whom

The Chud award should make you always say whom, so that anyone chudded sounds as dumb as you do right now.

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I like whom

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it was probably cold as frick because he took 30 minutes trying to take a picture for the most updoots


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I hate /r/foodporn, I probably got banned from there more than any other sub. Does that fricking guy with the stupid dog still post his really basic food and get 10k upmarseys each time because "omg doggo"?

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no idea, I actually found the link from /r/iamveryculinary while browsing by all/new

I hate all of the [sfwnoun]porn subreddits, EXCEPT for /r/earthporn because I hop on there whenever I'm looking for a cool wallpaper

The rest of them all suck.

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/r/iamveryculinary

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Noooo you can't gatekeep food :marseycry:

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That sub has always been SRD for gourmands :marseychonkerbutch:

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If they were truly for gourmands then they'd understand that Italian American food isn't Italian food.

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Here's the thing. You said "italo-anerican food is italian cuisine"

Is it in the same unseasoned group? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a foodie who studies pizza dishes, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls wop slop italian cuisine. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

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Wops out out out (of the kitchen)

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Scrolling thru foodporn all the pics are so fricking beige all the time. Like eat sth green for once :derpwhy:

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I never understood why /r/foodporn and /r/food exist separately (and share mods), especially when /r/foodporn has no quality standards and bans anyone for pointing out shitty food. It's such a gatekeeping hugbox. "Mmmm that hotdog looks positively scrumptious"

Here's their #1 all time post:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1696589279716113.webp

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>potato

>potato

>potato

>onion

>potato

>sweet potato

>potato

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Don't forget:

>sugar and fat slurry

>sugar and fat slurry

>sugar and fat slurry

>sugar and fat slurry

>sugar and fat slurry

>sugar and fat slurry

etc

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Yes

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I love French onion soup. One day I'll be brave enough to try it. Hopefully it won't look like that.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I'd hope not, because it's delicious when it's made proper.

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I like this channel, they make things fancy but you don't have to do all they do, it's good to learn how they do it though. There's is pretty blonde, the ones I'm used to would be caramelized a bit more.


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It's not hard just that onions take forever to caramelize.


:!marseybooba:

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Is that... did OP put the bread inside of the soup?

Are you r-slurred?

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elaborate

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French onion soup is served with a giant fricking crouton in it

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ok just making sure before I reply

You fricking bigot.

It isn't served INSIDE OF THE FRICKING SOUP YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

THERE ARE FOUR PIECES OF BREAD IN THERE THE SIZE OF THE BOWL.

gah.

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No, that's a psyop to stop burgers from appropriating their dish

If you thunk about it for just a singular second you'd realize that putting the whole bread in the dish is fricking r-slurred

This mushes the whole bread, how exactly do you plan to eat it now? Just lift the soggy wheat blob with a fork?

It's supposed to be partially in, just le tip, so that you can then dip more of the FRESH bread and eat it the moment it absorbs the flavor.. not a slob of nasty bread mush that's disintegrating in your bowl.

You're welcome.

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You're that r-slur in the reddit thread huh?

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which one

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https://media.giphy.com/media/agwRgmVDJceZO/giphy.webp

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That's r-slurred. Croutons yes, not a whole soggy piece of shit bread.

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idk even what a good french onion soup looks like

trans lives matter

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965779976978476.webp

French onion soup is one of those things where the uglier it is, fhe better it tastes.

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actual soup :marseyretard3#:

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Looks better than normal french onion soup :marseyshrug:

:marseysmug2::!marseydeux::!soymario:

One of the most overrated :marseysoyhype: dishes. That and neapoliton pizza

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he gives you a keychain with a key on it

heathen

behold:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1696568919045355.webp

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>fondue nonsense

:#marseyno:

Look at me! I made the French Onion Fondooey Soup! *bork bork bork*

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1696571147037833.webp

:#marseypuke:

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post something then

all u do is talk shit

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all u do is talk shit

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965729383561473.webp

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all of the above but

Where the FRICK is the Cheese????

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Where's the soup? All I see is the bread and a desecrated onion.

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It looks impossible to eat without making a big mess.

That's a major part of the experience just fricking ruined, so I'm gonna assume the flavor is trash too.

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Check snappy for the [deleted] comment btw

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That's glorious :marseyhappytears:

Cheese coverage is light
Onion on top isn't even caramelized
Caramelized onions = French onion soup onions
I think this is just Light Cheese & Regular Onion Soup

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The neighbor dropped the onion half in there after... pan frying it for 1 minute? OP has to be trolling.

:marseyderp:

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I don't like onions and I especially don't like the fr*nch.

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I'd eat it

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broh.. i non-disrespected you...

delete this.

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Where the frick is the cheese?

Are you american?

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Everyone knows that sourdough reubens are the best sandwich anyway

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Idk what y'all are saying that looks really tasty :marseylickinglips:

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>Is that... did OP put the bread inside of the soup?

:#marseygigaretard:

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If trains exist and are valid than theyre is nothing wrong with butchering french onion soup.

Pedos support trans lives matter

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While the roasted onion on top is a nice touch (I like onions, sue me), where the heck is the soup? All I see is chunks of bread like a savoury version of bread and butter pudding.

Everyone is entitled to invent their own dishes if they like them, but calling something "soup" when it clearly isn't is not right.

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The onion on top looks delectable. But this isn't "french onion soup" and arguing for it as such is blasphemy.

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It's below it. In the pot

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below it, in the pot, inside of the bread

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