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Bud light sales continue to drop like a rock as Rednecks realize beer doesn't have to hurt

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Alcoholic here who hasn't drank in 8 years. I can hang out all day in a bar or social setting where piss beer is served.

Still can't walk into a local brewery and wouldn't even try it, not even to get a good meal. Too much temptation. Stout, brown, red, sour, blonde…I don't care I want to try them all, and then have a dozen pints of stout again for dessert.

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Is he wrong though? Is there any better feeling than getting fall over drunk from sampling craft beers?

!boozers back me up here

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Nothing better than going for a hike in the morning with the boys, going to a nice brewery with outdoor seating, getting absolutely blacked sampling 7% IPAs and then making somebodies wife come drive your drunk asses home before dinnertime

:#boomerportrait:

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>ipa

:#marseypuke:

At 7% a lager is far superior :marseysmug:

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Yeah IPA's don't start to get good till you hit the 9-10% mark :marseydrunk:

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You know, my sister and her boyfriend took me out to this place on Saturday night.

It's a typical "urban gastropub with craft beer" place :marseysoyhype:...but the real crazy thing is that you go and pour your own beer.

Typical lagers? Check. Hazy juicy double hopped IPA? They got that too. Imported Germoid/Britbong ales? Jawohl. Heck, they even got ciders, sangrias, even fricking wine - and since YOU are the ones getting the booze, you can pour as much or as little as you want!

!boozers I've reached a holy land :marseysweating:

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>pour yourself a beer

>tip the tap

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I know a place like that too, they got 100 beers on tap

Like 80 of them are trash, but the other 20 are pretty good

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Those lines are probably completely filthy. There's no way they have enough people on staff to clean 100 lines somewhat regularly.

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Bro, this is Brazil, they are as filthy as every other place's lines.

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There's a place like that near me (I think more like 40 taps though). It's actually nice - you can pour as much as you want, try whatever, and it bills you by the 0.1oz. Prices are reasonable and they have several ciders. Plus they don't serve food so they have a "bring your own food" policy - like they literally just have a big stack of menus for nearby takeout places and encourage their customers to order food delivered to the bar itself.

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Actually :marseyakshually: yeah drinking :marseydrunk: hand sanitizer and then passing out in a NY metro naked :marseymisatolewd2: shidding all over the place :marseymap2:

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Getting piss your pants drunk at the local dive where some 50 year old methed out cougar wants to take you back to her place for some amphetamine fueled pegging

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That's what Coors and Miller are for

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Much prefer to crank beers at a dive bar than brewery.

If it has a juke box than we are golden

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Cocktails taste better and don't fill you with carbonation so the chance of projectile vomiting is near zero.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Getting fall over drunk sampling ice wines.

Seriously applejack tastes amazing, gives you a terrible hangover tho

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some boozers prefer whiskey flights over craft beers, but i get what you are saying

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I went to the Festival of Barrel Aged Beers in Atlanta some years back and that shit was the tits. You took your little glass and got unlimited pours.

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I went to a beerfest like that too, it was awesome. I had my doubts I'd get drunk cos the cup was so small but i didnt even end up trying all the beers

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i mean i prefer drinking by myself but anything will work

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The only thing better is getting fall-over drunk and then going for a scenic drive

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I FRICKING LOVE SMALL BREWERIES

:#marseytrollcrazy:

I WANT TO TRY EVERY SINGLE EXOTIC BEER MADE WITH GENETICALLY MODIFIED YEAST AND FLAVOURED WITH ROOT TUBER JUICES FROM MONGOLIA

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who hasn't drunk in 8 years

Jesus fricking Christ people.

When there's a helping verb it's drunk (or swum)!

👏 Learn 👏 the 👏 fricking 👏 language 👏

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prescriptivists stay losing

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Good bot.

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