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Bud light sales continue to drop like a rock as Rednecks realize beer doesn't have to hurt

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/17wfszr/anheuserbusch_us_cmo_is_stepping_down_after_bud?sort=controversial
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Alcoholic here who hasn't drank in 8 years. I can hang out all day in a bar or social setting where piss beer is served.

Still can't walk into a local brewery and wouldn't even try it, not even to get a good meal. Too much temptation. Stout, brown, red, sour, blonde…I don't care I want to try them all, and then have a dozen pints of stout again for dessert.

Most stable sobriety enjoyer

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Is he wrong though? Is there any better feeling than getting fall over drunk from sampling craft beers?

!boozers back me up here

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You know, my sister and her boyfriend took me out to this place on Saturday night.

It's a typical "urban gastropub with craft beer" place :marseysoyhype:...but the real crazy thing is that you go and pour your own beer.

Typical lagers? Check. Hazy juicy double hopped IPA? They got that too. Imported Germoid/Britbong ales? Jawohl. Heck, they even got ciders, sangrias, even fricking wine - and since YOU are the ones getting the booze, you can pour as much or as little as you want!

!boozers I've reached a holy land :marseysweating:

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>pour yourself a beer

>tip the tap

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I know a place like that too, they got 100 beers on tap

Like 80 of them are trash, but the other 20 are pretty good

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Those lines are probably completely filthy. There's no way they have enough people on staff to clean 100 lines somewhat regularly.

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Bro, this is Brazil, they are as filthy as every other place's lines.

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There's a place like that near me (I think more like 40 taps though). It's actually nice - you can pour as much as you want, try whatever, and it bills you by the 0.1oz. Prices are reasonable and they have several ciders. Plus they don't serve food so they have a "bring your own food" policy - like they literally just have a big stack of menus for nearby takeout places and encourage their customers to order food delivered to the bar itself.

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Actually :marseyakshually: yeah drinking :marseydrunk: hand sanitizer and then passing out in a NY metro naked :marseymisatolewd2: shidding all over the place :marseymap2:

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Getting piss your pants drunk at the local dive where some 50 year old methed out cougar wants to take you back to her place for some amphetamine fueled pegging

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That's what Coors and Miller are for

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Much prefer to crank beers at a dive bar than brewery.

If it has a juke box than we are golden

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Nothing better than going for a hike in the morning with the boys, going to a nice brewery with outdoor seating, getting absolutely blacked sampling 7% IPAs and then making somebodies wife come drive your drunk asses home before dinnertime

:#boomerportrait:

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>ipa

:#marseypuke:

At 7% a lager is far superior :marseysmug:

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Yeah IPA's don't start to get good till you hit the 9-10% mark :marseydrunk:

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Cocktails taste better and don't fill you with carbonation so the chance of projectile vomiting is near zero.

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Getting fall over drunk sampling ice wines.

Seriously applejack tastes amazing, gives you a terrible hangover tho

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some boozers prefer whiskey flights over craft beers, but i get what you are saying

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I went to the Festival of Barrel Aged Beers in Atlanta some years back and that shit was the tits. You took your little glass and got unlimited pours.

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I went to a beerfest like that too, it was awesome. I had my doubts I'd get drunk cos the cup was so small but i didnt even end up trying all the beers

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i mean i prefer drinking by myself but anything will work

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The only thing better is getting fall-over drunk and then going for a scenic drive

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I FRICKING LOVE SMALL BREWERIES

:#marseytrollcrazy:

I WANT TO TRY EVERY SINGLE EXOTIC BEER MADE WITH GENETICALLY MODIFIED YEAST AND FLAVOURED WITH ROOT TUBER JUICES FROM MONGOLIA

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who hasn't drunk in 8 years

Jesus fricking Christ people.

When there's a helping verb it's drunk (or swum)!

👏 Learn 👏 the 👏 fricking 👏 language 👏

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prescriptivists stay losing

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Good bot.

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This is the issue. I own and operate a fairly large bar and restaurant in my area. We have not had bud light since this happened. Not because I don't want to carry it, but because now BOTH sides refuse to drink it. It could still have a market with one of the demographics if it didn't try to play both sides of the fence, but it did and now it doesn't.

I love that they are pretending it's BOTH SIDES that are causing the decline

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iirc their decision to drop Dylan after the initial backlash did cause a second backlash. Didn't exactly hit their core demo, but it does make their marketing strategy even more hilariously shit.

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found the incel

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They lost EVERY trans activist bud light drinker in the backlash to the backlash!

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The comments there are full of "it's all trans hate!"

No, what happened is that the new marketing lady decided, with the best of intentions, to piss all over the existing customer base and appeal to a demographic which is not drinking beer and not interested in drinking Bud Light, which is their dad's beer.

Telling your existing customers "We think you're dumb and smell bad, but keep paying us your money, rubes, while we laugh at you" is not a winning strategy, as it turns out. Funny, that.

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Also additional pearl clutching

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/17u227k/bud_light_is_transing_peoples_gender?sort=controversial

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:marseysad!:

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Let me drink your tears instead of Bud light. Yes your despair is so sweet and yummy

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:marseypoint2: GET OUT

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>Whether "woke" or "anti-woke" or whatever, at the end of the day it's pisswater.

This is true, but

>Support Your Local Brewery!

I'll stick to scotch thx

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people who claim you should support local businesses even when those businesses don't have a good product are r-slurred imo

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If their beer is so good then why is it only served locally?

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Its a huge cope, the rednecks not buying it because they hate trains is 98% of it. They just try to make into the woke crowd boycotting it for not standing up for the :marseytrain: so it seems like a win for them.

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I see the types of people that work at and frequent breweries, so no thanks they will not be getting my money lol

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every time i get invited to a brewery I always say no out of spite

the prices they charge are disrespectful

instead of it being way cheaper because, you know, they don't have anywhere near the freight costs of transporting beer in glass bottles thru a distribution chain to store outlets.. it's MORE expensive

I don't drink for the "experience" of being in a brewery gtfo with that shit

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There are the hipster "experience" breweries but the local ones where its just a guy can't make it because they dont have the economy of scale that the large breweries have. Its why Samuel Adams does/did help out small breweries.

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Just do a commercial where a guy is shooting a big gun and have him say "after a long day of hating trans people and shooting guns I like to drink beer" (guy drinks beer) "darn that's good, now I'm going to do some more shooting"

this would unironically save Anheuser-Busch

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A commercial with kid rock executing a trans person coming right up sir

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If you're in charge of sales then you should really have a finger on the pulse of your customers. I don't want to argue whether trans folks are right or wrong for existing but c'mon, slapping her face on a can of Bud Light was phenomenally out of touch in my opinion. Go into any bar and look around and tell me that crowd looks like they'd be open to accepting a trans person.

Unless those people followed that influencer on TikTok, one could argue that they would've never known about it at all had it not been for a hate campaign.

It was a targeted ad, not a full campaign. No billboards, TV commercials, radio ads, or mass production. One can of beer for one specific influencer on TikTok.

These weren't mass-produced cans.

this has to be one of the more r-slurred ways to try to defend this lmao

"yes you see our ad campaign wouldn't have hurt us if only it was kept a total secret from the general public"

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:marseyraging: It was literally a sobriety test

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I just want to beat up Kid Rock.

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:#marseyfuecoco:

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