Two weeks ago my mom called and I told her about my worsening suicidal ideation. She said I'd get 1500GBP if I did my chores, went for a walk once a day and didn't attempt to commit for 2 weeks.
It's been two weeks and mom took me to Costco today to cash in my gets.
IT'S SO FRICKIN GOOD 
Gonna spend the rest of the night drinking malibu and playing Undertale 
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Where do you live that has sesame seed buns and tendies at the Costco food court?
Also, I was in Costco the other day and saw an elderly white lady in the food court eating ribs she brought from home out of a plastic bag in her purse.
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