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Two weeks ago my mom called and I told her about my worsening suicidal ideation. She said I'd get 1500GBP if I did my chores, went for a walk once a day and didn't attempt to commit for 2 weeks.
It's been two weeks and mom took me to Costco today to cash in my gets.
IT'S SO FRICKIN GOOD 
Gonna spend the rest of the night drinking malibu and playing Undertale 
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Honey Mustard
Honey Dill would be my 1st choice but mom's too lazy to make it
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I was with you until Undertale
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darn i wish i had some tendies right now
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cashing in your good boy points
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Where do you live that has sesame seed buns and tendies at the Costco food court?
Also, I was in Costco the other day and saw an elderly white lady in the food court eating ribs she brought from home out of a plastic bag in her purse.
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Nice, but still
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Yummy yummy yummy tendies in my tummy
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Yummy yum yum!
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I used banana split, only tasted that until the second spoon, then the poop hit me.
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