I think the title is too niche a reference but regardless, it's that time of year again at last so recommend teas that I can pretend have health benefits but are really just dirt water.
I have a cup of ginger turmeric in the morning and two cups of chamomile before sleep and I think the morning could be moved to early evening and so I specifically want something herbal for first thing in the morning but I'm open to others 
The pumpkin spice finally ran out and it would be weird to reup on that in December.
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Me I'm drinking Mug root beer
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Baja blast in the morning .
Code red for the afternoon pick me up
Warmed classic in the evening as a dessert supplement.
Then of course a night cap of one of my many designer blends.
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Tea
Invented by chinks or Neanderthals or something
People choke it down because granola hippies told them to
Associated with East Asia, a land of pod-dwelling bugmen
Requires setup and your own paraphernalia
Soda
Invented by chemists and civil war veterans
People drink it because it tastes good
Associated with America, the greatest nation on Earth
Ready to go and comes with its own drinking container
!burgers !sodadrinkers it's not even funny I love my nation so much
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Soda used to be cooler when it was chock full of opiates.
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It never even began for teacels
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