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EFFORTPOST :marseyvibing: My mom's Shrimp Scampi :!marseyvibing:

Hi rdrama!!! :marseywave2: A few days ago I made this comment about my mom's shrimp scampi recipe and so I asked her if I could make it over this Christmas season to show you strags :marseyembrace: unfortunately she got me an extra pound of shrimp to feed the whole family so the proportions are a little skewed, but nevertheless I'll show my process here!!

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Starting with the shrimp, I have three pounds of 31/40 count/pound raw shrimp. Cut open the bags, pour them into a pot and let cold water run over them while you do other stuff. The shrimp need to thaw, but if you leave them out in the open air they get pink and grow bacteria and shit :marseysick:

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In the above picture is everything for the sauce itself—a half stick of butter, one and a half onions, two garlic cloves, two lemons, parsley, salt and pepper. I ended up needing to add an extra lemon and quarter stick of butter later on because the sauce reduced too much, but these proportions should be fine if you're not r-slurred like me :marseygigaretard:

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Start by turning the fire down low and chopping up the butter into slices so it melts easier. Put a few of the slices in just to grease the pot, and while those melt dice the onions. Put the onions in once done and stir periodically.

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Now it's time to focus on the garlic. Garlic is really finicky because it's such an intense flavor, so dice it really finely. Additionally, we want the onions to be translucent before we add the garlic—I also tend to add the rest of the butter at this point just to ease its entry. This is all because if garlic burns it will frick your entire dish, so don't let it happen

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Now that the garlic is added, time for the lemons! :marseylemon: I like to zest into the sauce before squeezing, since it adds extra lemon taste and makes squeezing it easier. After that, chop them in half and squeeze them for every last drop. Don't let the seeds get in of course, they're very bitter.

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This is about the time I realized I needed more juice and butter. The sauce should look pretty liquidy at this point and I just didn't have it right. Anyway, all that's left to do is add the parsley, salt, and pepper!

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It's beautiful :#marseyhappytears: turn it off now so it doesn't burn while you do other things.

Anyway, now for the rice. I like to use a cup of rice for every pound of shrimp, meaning three cups of rice and six cups of water. Rinse the rice beforehand (local chinx :marseychingchong: pls bestow your wisdom, I seem to half butt this part every time and idk what I'm doing wrong). Then, put it into a pot with the six cups of water, bring it to a boil with the top on and then move it to a simmer burner for 22 minutes. We're not going to just be waiting that whole time though—did you forget about the shrimp??

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The shrimp need to be peeled as such, and then cooked in the sauce until they turn pink.

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By this time, the rice should certainly be done! Simply add it, stir and mix really well until it's all mixed and the rice has soaked all the sauce up. With that, you have shrimp scampi!

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That's all for now :marseywave#2:

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:#marseysmug2: Hey OJ nice gloves

JK pretty fetch dish :#marseyclapping: :#taythumbsup:


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Sorry liberals, this glove DOES fit :marseydealwithit:

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fetch dish

Looks pretty terrible, tbqh.

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SHOW ME YOUR HANDS :marseyslurpfast:

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problems rinsing the rice

You can try rinsing it multiple times to get the starch out

I usually do it thrice

Good post bb :marseythumbsup: :marseychingchongnotes:

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You're supposed to rinse rice?

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It's probably because :marseychingchong: rice dishes tend to look for a fluffy result but there's some soyience to it

According to Washington Post writer Aaron Hutcherson, the outside of each grain of rice is coated in starch, a result of the granules rubbing against each other on their long voyage from paddy to grocery store shelf. That starch, Hutcherson notes, “is responsible for the grains clumping together and sometimes giving the finished pot a gummy texture.”

“Every grain of rice contains granules of starch, plus a small amount of proteins and lipids,” writes cookbook author and food science expert Nik Sharma. There are two types of starch in rice: amylose and amylopectin. Varieties higher in amylopectin, like glutinous rice or arborio rice, tend to be stickier. Rice types that are high in amylose, such as basmati or jasmine, are less sticky and more firm.

Rinsing rice before cooking it washes the grains of their excess starch and helps the grains remain separate. Like many dried goods, there may also be grit in the package and on the surface of your rice, and washing your grains will also help cleanse it of any debris.

But it depends on the dish you're making too

For creamy dishes like rice porridge, risotto, or rice pudding that benefit starch's sticky nature, you can skip the thorough rinse. (If you're concerned about the cleanliness of the grains, it doesn't hurt to give your rice a quick wash.)

https://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/do-you-need-to-rinse-your-rice

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tbh I've always rinsed my rice like 3-5 times, I don't even really think about it anymore I just do it before filling the rice cooker w/ water

I also always use a rice cooker tho (i'm vvvv lazy) not sure if that changes things at all

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Lol nothing wrong with using a rice cooker at all

Almost every Asian uses it

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yeah i actually bought a nice asian one (i think zojirushi, it plays a cute little song when it finishes cooking)

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That brand is dope :#marseygivecrown:

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Adding to my Asian Notes

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let me know if it makes any difference :marseythumbsup: it's probably too much of a habit for me that not washing the rice would make me feel uneasy lmao

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A lot of rice rinsing advice is for poor countries where the rice is subpar

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Some recipes work better with unrinsed rice because they're looking for that starch. Additionally, fortified rice should never be rinseed, f you do rinse it your rinse off the fortification.

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Yeah most rice cookers recommend it so that you don't get a bunch of foam

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:#marseythanks:

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I spot Burberry sleeves :marseydetective:

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:#marseyconfused:

Is this about my shirt? :marseygasp: if I get flanneldoxxed it's so fricking over

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:#marseyitsover: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17031214221030893.webp

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:#marseyyikes:

I have at least a little fashion sense :marseyindignant:

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hehe i was just playin'

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i spent like 2 hours on a bunch of sites trying to find a scarf that looked like the pretty one i saw on a babushka tutorial on pinterest the other day and gave up and bought a random amazon one and now a random X (formerly chiobu) comment on an rdrama shrimp recipe is the missing piece of the puzzle :marseydead: fml

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LOL :marseyxd: I have an authentic Burberry scarf and it's overrated :marseyno: Eventually I bought a couple of fake Burberry scarves from some chinese website to compensate for overspending on that dumb scarf :marseypoor: that I don't even get to use much because it's always summer here :marseyburn:

But the way you found out is so hilarious :marseyrofl: what are the odds :marseymoreyouknow#:

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where do you get your fakes? i love fake luxury brand drama so much

this year i bought a fur coat, fancy mukluks rated down to -40, knit a new balaclava, bought a scarf to babushkamaxx, and now the longest snow has been on the ground this year has been 8 hours lmao it's not looking like it's gonna be a cold winter at all :marseyitsover:

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I used dhgate in the past but the sellers don't outright list the items as Burberry, for example in this listing: https://www.dhgate.com/product/fashion-classic-plaid-cashmere-scarf-winter/926926197.html

I mostly used the site to buy fake :marseysoccer: jerseys in the past and they've all shipped successfully but still do a bit of due diligence just in case :marseythumbsup:

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I misread this and thought you were saying your mom is a shrimp

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this is a VERY good post!! but uhh, why are you wearing black leather gloves?

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To make his hands seem bigger than they truly are, @WeThreeKweens is an ftm xing please respect his gender affirming habits.

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!neomoids are my gloves too clockable?? :marseygasp:

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Gloves are masculine as heck!

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I never would have noticed if it wasn't for ping groups. Thought they were oven kits or some shit maybe. Going to try this scampi though one day


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I hope you don't pretend to be FtM as a joke :(

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Why would I do that? :marseybottom:

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wouldn't be the first member of !neomoids to be a faker, again I don't seek to be rude, but I am asking you if you aren't don't pretend to be

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Fat people are really hard to clock, so you're probably safe.

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Imagine skindoxxing :#marseyno:

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My sibling in bound shadow

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:#marseyagreefast:

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I'd cut the amount of onion in half personally, but it looks good. :taycrown:

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looks good

Does it though? Looks like a terribly cooked pot of rice with some shrimp.

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I eat rice and various meats and vegetables for most meals because I'm a cheap bastard, and it's easy to meal prep. It's hard for me to find food that I don't think looks good.

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scamp

The maniacs finally did it

They named a dish after marsey

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I should cuddle you

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:#marseyhearts:

I do it all for you Grue

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/h/cooking when?

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I'm only now realizing that this post isn't in /h/food :marseybrainlet: idk if it's too late to move it tho

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lol you can do it anytime

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Very cool

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Nice. This is my best dish too, and I make it very similarly (except with pasta) but also add a splash of white wine and a few dashes of red pepper flakes. Which is really touchy, the line between too much and not enough red pepper is :marseythissmall:

I also use red Argentine shrimp, they're incredible. Like half shrimp/half lobster tail.

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omfg I love shrimp scampi. Thank you for this and the steps to make it! you rock!


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three cups of rice and six cups of water

You are making rice wrong. One to one. Bring to boil, turn to lowest for 10 min, turn off and wait 10 min.

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I've tried that way and it basically gets the same results with more effort lol. It's been a while since I've made it that way so ig it could be different but my mom's always told me to make it like this

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@A why was this unmarked as an effortpost :marseysad:

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fixed king

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I like to use a cup of rice for every pound of shrimp, meaning three cups of rice and six cups of water. Rinse the rice beforehand (local chinx :marseychingchong: pls bestow your wisdom, I seem to half butt this part every time and idk what I'm doing wrong).

Explain the issue you have with the rice. Is it too watery? Texture? Is it difficult to wash the rice? :marseychingchong:

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Hwow fat are u?

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Not as fat as yo skank butt momma :marseycool#:

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You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic — but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do — backwards, without looking, and in high heels.

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