The use of phrenology has finally reached the fries dilemma.

It is not ok.

Have you ever made french fries at home? They taste a lot like In-and-Out fries. This is because that is what french fries taste like (superior to slop).

I pity the poorcels who have the opprtunity to taste a poverty staple in it's genuine form, but reject it due to generations of ignorance and dismay which has led their tattered souls astray.

My curse is that I have the empathetic capacity to recognize their suffering, but lack the understanding which would allow me to take effective action, pulling their poisoned minds out from the throngs of oblivion.

Their disheveled proclivities always seem to crumble between my fingers as I try to lift them up; a tragedy I repeat time and time again in a masachistic hope for a better tomorrow.