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Time to have an honest discussion about how crinkle cut fries might be the worst fries of all time https://t.co/T1cxPAkk2Y
— comfy (@ihatethiskid) January 17, 2024
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The use of phrenology has finally reached the fries dilemma.
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Anyone who thinks BK has good fries is irredeemable white trash full stop
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Burger Baron had crinkle cut fries and they're pretty good
!leafs
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Aren't there like a bunch of burger barons where the just use the same name but the restaurants are totally different?
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I don't know how different they are but they are independant from each other
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I've never been to one. MB, SK and AB are flyover provinces for me.
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I will find him, and kill him with a crinkle cut fry
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Crinkle cut fries can be good. Its just they are also sold in frozen bags for chain restaurants who are shit.
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If you need carbs, simply eat oats. Much better glycemic index. If you want potato, eat it with butter and other nice things.
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Potatoes are lower in calorie density as an advantage but not if you butter or fry it.
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All this malding over frozen fries in plastic bags.
Only 
@Russia has the right opinion
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this is naturally because have always been right, well I guess that the average dramatard does not even know how to peel potato or rather lack the strength to.
I wonder how much of them would survive a proper revolution
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Everyone
eats the fries 
no matter 
the shape or size.
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I won't order fries at In n out
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ok
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It is not ok.
Have you ever made french fries at home? They taste a lot like In-and-Out fries. This is because that is what french fries taste like (superior to slop).
I pity the poorcels who have the opprtunity to taste a poverty staple in it's genuine form, but reject it due to generations of ignorance and dismay which has led their tattered souls astray.
My curse is that I have the empathetic capacity to recognize their suffering, but lack the understanding which would allow me to take effective action, pulling their poisoned minds out from the throngs of oblivion.
Their disheveled proclivities always seem to crumble between my fingers as I try to lift them up; a tragedy I repeat time and time again in a masachistic hope for a better tomorrow.
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Crinkle fries are easily the best, wtf
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Waffle fry master race
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Not eating goyslop > chips > steak > french > waffle cut > wedges > curly > crinkle cut
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Some places frick up waffle cut fries and I really don't know how they do it
Also in-n-out fries suck peepee, eat shit calicels
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Even innout lifers hate their fries lol. The standard advice is to order them well-done or animal style cuz they're shit normally lol.
I respect them for it though - Chad move to listen to every single one of your dedicated customers telling you that your stuff sucks and to change it and just responding “lol no”
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Really easy. The cut tends to produce fries that are far, far thinner than "normal" fries, and are therefore more sensitive to cook time. Easy to overcook them and wind up with an extremely stiff/crunchy mess.
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Potato…cakes. Beats them all.
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The ones that look like these are the best.
The ones that just look like a pile of fried shredded potatoes aren't that good.
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Ugh that last pic looks like overcooked Waffle House hashbrowns
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A(ll) F(ries) A(re) B(eautiful)
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Crinklecut fries are great if you like crispy fries and you are deep frying real potatoes at home.
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This moron copied this discussion from Redbar.
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Trap spring. No bongs allowed. Keep yourself safe
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They're not french they're belgian dumbass
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Belgium is not a real country so the honor is up for the taking
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NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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its not the shape, but the condiment that separates men from beast.
if you use ketchup you should be sweeping the streets for the rest of your life.
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I use garum.
Men eating
food slathered in fermented fish sauce built the Appian way.
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The only condiment I like is ketchup
AMA
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how is middle school going
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you paint the best dinosaurs
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I put malt vinegar and salt on mine like a filthy !britbongs
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Salt and malt vinegar is good on thicker Brit-style chips which are kinda soft anyway, but not good on narrow fries - it soaks too deep and softens them too much. Fries need a little crunch.
Malt vinegar, salt, and ketchup are elite condiments for chips.
Americels will never know the pleasure of a thick chip butty made with buttered white bread.
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HP sauce!
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I fricking love fries with Andalouse (or some other variation of spicy mayonnaise) sauce
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Belgian truther
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Mayonnaise is the connoisseur's choice
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Incorrect
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Only whole grain mustard or malt vinegar
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TBH anything
but ketchup. Even vanilla ice cream 
with pineapple sauce is a much better 
condiment for fries 
than ketchup.
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Oven fries are absolute dogshit bottom tier unless you actually fry them
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Wrong. The true bottom is air fried fries.
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I don't know who started this air fryer trend. They're good for like doing 3 things quickly and for everything else a normal oven is better.
The biggest pros are it's quick and it's small, which are not a problem if you're not a wagie urbancel living alone in a shoebox.
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People have a preference for the shape of their fries?
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The shape of food makes a difference. Remember how shitty those pasta shells were as a kid when ur mom tried to use them for mac n cheese
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!goyslopenjoyers apart from maccas (the gold standard) what is the best fry??
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Popeye's
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i love popeyes fries they have that coating shit on them. absolutely frick chik fil a waffle fries tho they're unseasoned and floppy and you get like 3. they have no business making a sandwich that good and then pairing it with those shitty fries
5 guys cajun fries are p good but maybe it's just that u get 5 lbs. arbys curly fries are also great
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5 guys have declined in quality imo. Do you ontarians get chik fil a???
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if you ever find yourself unfortunate enough to be in brantford ontario go to san franos, get the double special, enjoy what 5 guys wishes they could be.
this is literally the first photo i ever took on a (digital) camera it's pure beauty and even my gigantic labourer dad can't eat one in one sitting
nah i think they're talking about making some in the cities (this caused a lot of soys to seethe on /r/ottawa) i have to go down to the states for that, it's really good tho i highly recommend if you ever go that way. also unlike every other fast food place the people working there are actually all super sweet white christian twinks that tell you it's their pleasure and it sounds like they actually mean it and it's just generally a crazy experience when ur used to resentful jeets
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Yoooo that bacon
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Arby's has great crinkle cut fries. Think about it, why else would they keep them on the menu when the curly fries are such a meme?
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Burger Boy (San Antonio burger chain), Mike's Drive-In (Portland chain), Freddy's, KFC, Kent Kwik (the gas station, yes, really.), and Popeyes all have great fries.
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Arby's curly fries with Arby's sauce is the pinnacle of fast food fry experience
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Wendys is decent
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Tbh costco is my 2nd fav
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They have fries?
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Heck yeah they do, what else you gonna pair with your glizzy??
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The American ones don't...
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!leafs
Rare leaf W
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Taco Bell had fries in Canada way before the yanks too
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You're joking right? Leafs can't stop winning!
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!burgers
Unfortunately we have to take the L here... Our Costcos do not have fries!
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ours are packed wall to wall full of indians who disregard everyone around them with their carts, looking to save a nickle, and cuz they live 20 to a house
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Those gyro fries usually taste like shit.
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Sounds like your going to some crappy franchise lmao
find a nice gyro spot with a big hairy gay dude spit roasting his meat and dropping it into a tight pita pocket. That's what you need right now
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I love it when they have battered and fried zucchini too.
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Can you please rewrite that to fit into the gaygreeksex metaphor?
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