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You think a Euro who needs some turd shaped fluff that hides all its contents would approach an omelette station unoffended? Wait in line with the rest of us? See a real wagie who doesn't legally get a chair make a real omelette? Just fricking throw that omelette stuff in there - anything at the station, any theme. Any cheese, taco ingredients, pizza ingredients, hot dog ingredients, burger ingredients. For a goddarn Halloween party. Eurocucks probably don't even celebrate Halloween, probably some lame butt jargonden of scary turnips festival, let alone have the fricking balls to have an omelette station at one. Have a fricking omelette station at a gas station. Have one at a $100K wedding. Euros don't even get it, can't comprehend. They still have kings, can't understand the cross class appeal of an omelette station. It's above and beneath them and those bitches whine about the superiority of their sissy butt omelettes when they're goddarn nothing compared to cross Atlantic ingenuity combined with necessity.

Frick Euros and their omelette superiority. They probably think they own Belgian waffles when we created a fricking $20 machine that makes that country obselete.