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I prefer the American omelet, but I also fill it with cheddar, ham, peppers, mushrooms, and onions, so the delicately cooked French one is likely lost on me anyway.
It's pretty easy. You add your eggs/milk/seasoning to a hot buttered pan. Once the egg has cooked enough to support some filling (I like to add some diced fried potatoes), toss it in. Go around the edge of the omelette with a spatula and pull it up, letting excess egg run beneath. Then cover and let the top cook with steam until done. Loosen with a spatula, then flip onto a plate and add final seasoning (I suggest dill).
You'll probably screw up flipping the first time, but it'll still taste good.
Tah-may-toe, to-mah-toe. If you want to get really neurodivergent I think the technical difference between the two is whether you use fried potatoes or other veg as filling.
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Yeah but mainland Euros probably don't appreciate the concept of an "omelette station". Show me a Euro encountering an omelette station and see what they do, just in context of wherever they are that has an omelette station. Couldn't handle a wedding or a brunch or an IHOP. Fricking useless people.
You think a Euro who needs some turd shaped fluff that hides all its contents would approach an omelette station unoffended? Wait in line with the rest of us? See a real wagie who doesn't legally get a chair make a real omelette? Just fricking throw that omelette stuff in there - anything at the station, any theme. Any cheese, taco ingredients, pizza ingredients, hot dog ingredients, burger ingredients. For a goddarn Halloween party. Eurocucks probably don't even celebrate Halloween, probably some lame butt jargonden of scary turnips festival, let alone have the fricking balls to have an omelette station at one. Have a fricking omelette station at a gas station. Have one at a $100K wedding. Euros don't even get it, can't comprehend. They still have kings, can't understand the cross class appeal of an omelette station. It's above and beneath them and those bitches whine about the superiority of their sissy butt omelettes when they're goddarn nothing compared to cross Atlantic ingenuity combined with necessity.
Frick Euros and their omelette superiority. They probably think they own Belgian waffles when we created a fricking $20 machine that makes that country obselete.
USA omelettes are made using 6-8 eggs and are jammed with cheese you gotta cook those bad boys. Omelette in the right was made for underdeveloped anemic euro twinks.
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Undercooked eggs are disgusting as heck Just slurp it right out of the shell at this point
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It's not undercooked. It's cooked at a low temperature slowly and filled with a lot of melting cheese and herbs. It's pretty great tasting tbh.
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I prefer the American omelet, but I also fill it with cheddar, ham, peppers, mushrooms, and onions, so the delicately cooked French one is likely lost on me anyway.
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There has to be a point in which you add so much crap, that you can no longer call it an omelette.
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In America omelet just means eggs that you fill with stuff. Is that not what it means to the peasants?
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in the rest of the world it just means "cummy gloop you were too lazy to fully scramble"
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everyone always tell me i overcook my eggs but idc tbh
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Cook me some eggs pp
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How do you like them, fried or fertilized?
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me too, but i hate runny eggs unless im putting it something which can absorb the yolk
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second photo appears to be a twinkie, not an omelet
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You know you spend too much time on rdrama when the first thing you think of is a pooner peepee
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Spanish omelette supremacy.
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isn't that just a quiche
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Nope. No crust and you don't bake. You cook it in a pan, add ingredients on top, then cover and steam to finish. Then flip. The best.
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Frittata!!!!
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i need to learn how to make these
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It's pretty easy. You add your eggs/milk/seasoning to a hot buttered pan. Once the egg has cooked enough to support some filling (I like to add some diced fried potatoes), toss it in. Go around the edge of the omelette with a spatula and pull it up, letting excess egg run beneath. Then cover and let the top cook with steam until done. Loosen with a spatula, then flip onto a plate and add final seasoning (I suggest dill).
You'll probably screw up flipping the first time, but it'll still taste good.
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That stuff is very nice.
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That's a frittata
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Tah-may-toe, to-mah-toe. If you want to get really neurodivergent I think the technical difference between the two is whether you use fried potatoes or other veg as filling.
Anyway I'm not so I call it Spanish omelette.
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Yeah but mainland Euros probably don't appreciate the concept of an "omelette station". Show me a Euro encountering an omelette station and see what they do, just in context of wherever they are that has an omelette station. Couldn't handle a wedding or a brunch or an IHOP. Fricking useless people.
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What's hard about an omelette station? You just tell them what you want in your omelette and they cook it properly for you?
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You think a Euro who needs some turd shaped fluff that hides all its contents would approach an omelette station unoffended? Wait in line with the rest of us? See a real wagie who doesn't legally get a chair make a real omelette? Just fricking throw that omelette stuff in there - anything at the station, any theme. Any cheese, taco ingredients, pizza ingredients, hot dog ingredients, burger ingredients. For a goddarn Halloween party. Eurocucks probably don't even celebrate Halloween, probably some lame butt jargonden of scary turnips festival, let alone have the fricking balls to have an omelette station at one. Have a fricking omelette station at a gas station. Have one at a $100K wedding. Euros don't even get it, can't comprehend. They still have kings, can't understand the cross class appeal of an omelette station. It's above and beneath them and those bitches whine about the superiority of their sissy butt omelettes when they're goddarn nothing compared to cross Atlantic ingenuity combined with necessity.
Frick Euros and their omelette superiority. They probably think they own Belgian waffles when we created a fricking $20 machine that makes that country obselete.
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This is unhinged, I've seen omelette stations in Europe.
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This is cope. Even if it was true, I doubt they did it right. Probably put fricking mayo on it.
Unhinged like a fricking fox.
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They are rarer but the main reason is most normal people don't want a like 2k calories breakfast like Amerifats
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Don't care, would eat both
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Black trans lives matter in the dirt
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I hate Asian cuisine simply for its overuse of undercooked egg in every meal that doesn't need it.
Also soggy wet omelette sounds absolutely revolting
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Neither of these is an omelette
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Egg good
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First omelette isn't an American omelette. It's a country omelette and both styles originate in France.
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Rather eat the egg raw than undercooked
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Diner omelettes are different from French omelettes. They're cooked at different temperatures and use different ingredients.
Chocolate chip cookies and macaroons are both considered cookies but their only common ingredient are sugar and vanilla.
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Omlettes are gross
I don't think I've had a good one
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USA omelettes are made using 6-8 eggs and are jammed with cheese you gotta cook those bad boys. Omelette in the right was made for underdeveloped anemic euro twinks.
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American omelets are more like what Frenchies call "country omelets". Both are good.
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Agree 1000%. If your omelette has even a hint of brown you fricked up.
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Those are completely different styles of omelette, and both are cooked the same.
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burnt egg neighbors showing off their uncultured tastes and abject degeneracy. Baveuse for life
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both are fine not everything has to be red vs blue
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overcooked eggs taste like shit
the super buttery fluffy french style is king
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The fully cooked one might need some sauce but I like both
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egg tacos
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Have to agree with the tweet here
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end the debate & chomp on boiled eggs without the yolk
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First one is vastly superior.
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I like both
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