If your girl doesn't make you this for dinner does she even love you?

Proctologist mar/sey #2 producer of smegma and toejam 2mo ago #5959358

tfw no poor white trash gf

:marseydepressed:

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

2mo ago #5959509

If it was a Mike's Hard she'd be marriage material !boozers

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5959639

Just got on my crutches and dragged my crippled butt across the street for one. :marseydrunk:

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

Redactor0 2mo ago #5959697

Worth it. What flavor?

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5959726

Lemon. Lemons are the only thing that really tastes good with alcohol.

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CheedsCheedNCheed2024Inc cheed/cheed (Formerly Cheed's) Redactor0 2mo ago #5960038

Wrong, mint and lime also taste good with alcohol

See e.g. moscow mules, which are the best thing to come out of Muscovy (actually NYC but close enough)

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5959941

Darn that shit looks good

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

X 2mo ago #5960500

What kinda sugary booze do you have in chinkland?

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5960513

If you're talking about chinese booze they're not sugary/sweet at all and they get you drunk quickly

Something sweet would probably be the fruit flavoured korean soju :marseyhmm: it's overly sweet for my taste and very foidish though

the lemonade thing sounds really nice lol

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

X 2mo ago #5960522

Compared to soju Mike's Hard is just soda. Arizona Hard Iced Tea is really good, so are blackfly's and Palm Bays. I can't believe you don't have that shit

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5960573

AH we do have a lot of these from Japan that might be equivalent :marseylickinglips: had quite a lot of them last Christmas because they were 1-for-1 lol

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KoreanKongKing hey/hem Tallest Ricecel on this site. Increasing the East Asian Birth Rate by ANY means necessary X 2mo ago #5961131

People who cry about Strong Zero knocking their butt are soft people who don't normally drink professionally like depressed asian businessmen :marseyindignantgook:

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

SexyFartMan69 2mo ago #5960565

Hmmm I think it's just not really a thing here but I'll keep a lookout for those :marseythanks:

Our local beer brand makes something similar maybe but it's 2% so I don't bother lol

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KoreanKongKing hey/hem Tallest Ricecel on this site. Increasing the East Asian Birth Rate by ANY means necessary X 2mo ago #5961134

Whats a good Singaporean beer.

Theres been an uptick of SEA beer being imported in my neighborhood and Vietnamese beer makes me sad.

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SexyFartMan69 shart/pants eatin' äss :marseyslurp:

smokin' grass :marseywhelmed:

X 2mo ago #5960712

Radlers are 2.5% and they're a great breakfast drink or after lots of time in the sun.

Drinking a strong zero by a sev dumpster in Japan is on my bucket list

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos X 2mo ago #5960888

Soju should only be drunk straight by middle aged men disappointed in what their lives turned into.

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Redactor0 2mo ago #5960936

:#marseygiveup:

I love Jinro 24

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos X 2mo ago #5960963

How can you feel anything about it? It's just water and alcohol.

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Redactor0 2mo ago #5960983

It's @KoreanStragKing's favourite too :marseygiveup:

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KoreanKongKing hey/hem Tallest Ricecel on this site. Increasing the East Asian Birth Rate by ANY means necessary X 2mo ago #5961129

My alcohol mood list

Suigei sake - For Sushi, my preferred sake brand. Rihaku "wandering poet" sake is also one of my favorites for sushi.

Jinro 24 - Because I want to eat grilled pork and other korean meats and maybe smoke a ciggy if its raining, real aesthetic like while squatting

Gin - Straight because I'm a classy depressed alcoholic

This fricking monstrosity of a cocktail I make when I don't want to be sober.

1 oz Jinro 24

1 oz Gin

1 oz Mezcal

1 oz white rum

1 oz colored liquer like Curacao or Midori depending on my mood typically blue for winter/fall, green for spring/summer

1 oz Sprite or Chilsung Cider

Splash of lemon/lime

1 iceball or funny penguin ice mold.

Its interesting. I vibe with it. Kinda like an Adios Motherlover but more slanteyed.

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SonAmyShippingCompany Ro/man/ce Sallystrags get the hammer :marseyban:

2mo ago #5959389

!goyslopenjoyers !nicotine yooo

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antiracist_tulpa he/him :marseyexciteddance:

YOU'RE VALID! :marseyexciteddance!:

2mo ago #5959352

i love funfetti so much it's unreal

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Holly_Jolly_Kong Diddy/Kong BEANSinCHILI antiracist_tulpa 2mo ago #5959361

I had no idea people called it funfetti. very cute.

:marseyad#mire:

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finbarfin beep/boop antiracist_tulpa 2mo ago #5959390

I mentioned this on here before, but this ice cream hits that flavor exactly right:

https://jenis.com/products/buttercream-birthday-cake

There's also this thing, that a friend of mine got me on my birthday last year, that is so stupidly good when you're high that you will practically jizz in your pants:

https://us.amazon.com/COOLHAUS-Cream-Sandwich-Birthday-Cake/dp/B07CRWLPR7

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Fabrico r/drama :marseyeldritch:

My profile and flair color is 28bca3 :!marseycatcus:

finbarfin 2mo ago #5959682

1 pint is $8

I'll stick with Tillamook and Alden's thanks.

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Fabrico 2mo ago #5959947

Tillamook

:#horny:

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos X 2mo ago #5960899

Wait wtf do you know about Tillamook? That's a dairy in the coastal region of Oregon.

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Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Redactor0 2mo ago #5960939

Lol I LOVE their ice cream and you can find it sold here :marseybiting:

unfortunately i hate getting fat more so it's been a while since I've had any :marseycry:

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Redactor0 naori/oppa The Rachel Dolezal of Filipinos X 2mo ago #5960956

Nice. That's the high quality brand here.

God I love how in the Free World we can share in each other's prosperity.

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finbarfin beep/boop Fabrico 2mo ago #5959703

It's worth it if only once in a while. Their ice cream is really top notch, although there is nothing wrong with Tillamook either.

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Red_Shill drip/dropped I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya antiracist_tulpa 2mo ago #5959355

it is kinda weirdly good

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antiracist_tulpa 2mo ago #5959477

Art have you seen the funfetti chicken?

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antiracist_tulpa he/him :marseyexciteddance:

YOU'RE VALID! :marseyexciteddance!:

Modern_Major_Jefferal 2mo ago #5960643

lmao no, what is it?

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Modern_Major_Jefferal Major/General is the very model of a Modern Major-General :marseymajorgeneral3:

antiracist_tulpa 2mo ago #5960744

@Modern_Major_Jefferal LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE

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It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

Modern_Major_Jefferal 2mo ago #5960653

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Red_Shill drip/dropped I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya 2mo ago #5959357

marlboro reds :marseyno:

Parliament Full Flavor :marseyyes:

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you AAAAAAA/AAAAAAA - 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻' 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲 2mo ago #5959342

i don't even have one. :marseyitsover:

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676974 Chud/Lyfe DRUNK 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!! 2mo ago #5959558

@NewYearNewBussy tomorrow's dinner

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ContinentalBussy Truck/Stop :marseydumptruck:

676974 2mo ago #5959569

@LilMarseyontheprairie made cheddar broccoli soup and focaccia bread tonight. Tomorrow night we are going out to celebrate a friend's birthday at a sushi place. OPs meal is kinda depressing ngl.