I craved these as an adolescent

Don't let your dreams be dreams

>, i have already eaten moist dog food

real neighbors eat cat food when drunk.

Dis neighbor eatin dog food

darn neighbor u real hard up

just buy some Totino's pepperoni pizza rolls. or sausage flavor or w/e you want

My experience with animal food is that it sucks, it's simultaneously bland (in part because manufacturers care about our pet health much more than about ours and strictly limit the amount of sodium) and also has weird tastes. My pet (hehe) theory is that it's kind of like looking at a one of those "how birds see things" pictures. For example, cats can't taste sweet, and who knows how their other taste receptors are balanced compared to ours. So pet food manufacturers combine ingredients (mostly synthesized chemicals) to make it taste like heaven to pets, but to us it feels like looking at a badly miscalibrated monitor.

When I was little I was curious what these tasted like

I'd sometimes eat these in front of my dog and not give him any when he was being a tard. They're not awful. The flavor tastes like overdone liquid smoke and the texture is slightly chalky. They don't snap like beef jerky, they crumble back into their ur-slop form with each bite.

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