white people explain yourselves

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no wonder the moms so fat.. undercooked chicken mayo slop with burned cheese. disgraceful!

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the worst meal i ever had was from an old people church social club thing (i dont remember the occassion)

i was in the boy scouts and because our boy scout troop was the best around all the churches and old people and veterans associations and shit would have us do flag ceremonies for their events :marseysaluteusa:

after the ceremony this church offered us to eat the meal they were serving as thanks, and it consisted of:

boiled broccoli (limp, no seasoning)

boot leather steak (no sear, dry as heck, no seasoning)

mashed potatoes (skins left in, no milk or butter added. clumpy, dense, and no seasoning)

:marseyairquotes: salad :marseyairquotes: (iceberg lettuce and sliced beefsteak tomatoes. no dressing, no seasoning)

worst meal i ever had. absolutely shameful and a stain upon the reputation of the :marseysquint: something something church on diagonal street

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edit: pretty sure the signplate is indicative of a mormon church :marseymormon:

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I feel like being in St. George means that you are Mormon by default. Like being in Ogden or Provo, you're Mormon until otherwise proven.


SLC stay winning at only 50% Mormon :marseyjackmormon:

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:marseyshrug: i liked living among :marseysus: the mormons. they're quiet people who make for good neighbors :marseymayo:

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I just would enjoy my time in SLC a lot more if I could drink more easily and not have to drive to Wendover for gambling and :marseyrasta:


I will ride or die for fry sauce at this point in my life after a decade here. They did finally get me on that one.

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!zoomers

More evidence of my theory that a lot of boomers are allergic to good cooking.

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Yeah they're responsible for America's reputation for having terrible chefs.

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@mute is a Mormon

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consider yourself lucky then, that's on the tamer end. i've seen amalgamations of different foods that couldn't even be saved with good seasoning

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