white people explain yourselves

https://x.com/puff_iya/status/1788356364974035410

no wonder the moms so fat.. undercooked chicken mayo slop with burned cheese. disgraceful!

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the worst meal i ever had was from an old people church social club thing (i dont remember the occassion)

i was in the boy scouts and because our boy scout troop was the best around all the churches and old people and veterans associations and shit would have us do flag ceremonies for their events :marseysaluteusa:

after the ceremony this church offered us to eat the meal they were serving as thanks, and it consisted of:

boiled broccoli (limp, no seasoning)

boot leather steak (no sear, dry as heck, no seasoning)

mashed potatoes (skins left in, no milk or butter added. clumpy, dense, and no seasoning)

:marseyairquotes: salad :marseyairquotes: (iceberg lettuce and sliced beefsteak tomatoes. no dressing, no seasoning)

worst meal i ever had. absolutely shameful and a stain upon the reputation of the :marseysquint: something something church on diagonal street

https://files.catbox.moe/q85vfl.JPG

edit: pretty sure the signplate is indicative of a mormon church :marseymormon:

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!zoomers

More evidence of my theory that a lot of boomers are allergic to good cooking.

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Yeah they're responsible for America's reputation for having terrible chefs.

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I feel like being in St. George means that you are Mormon by default. Like being in Ogden or Provo, you're Mormon until otherwise proven.


SLC stay winning at only 50% Mormon :marseyjackmormon:

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:marseyshrug: i liked living among :marseysus: the mormons. they're quiet people who make for good neighbors :marseymayo:

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I just would enjoy my time in SLC a lot more if I could drink more easily and not have to drive to Wendover for gambling and :marseyrasta:


I will ride or die for fry sauce at this point in my life after a decade here. They did finally get me on that one.

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@mute is a Mormon

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:!marseybooba:

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consider yourself lucky then, that's on the tamer end. i've seen amalgamations of different foods that couldn't even be saved with good seasoning

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>a Twitter post of a tiktok video

:marseyeyelidpulling:

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IMO, this is the most accurate white people stereotype. I definitely do my best to fight it, but wypipo (especially middle class families) do tend to eat flavorless nasty looking slop. Embarrassing

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I honestly rarely care how the food looks. Definitely not into proper plating when you move stuff from a pot/casserole onto the plate.

And seasoning is difficult. I've eaten some red beet last week and in one of the dishes you could barely taste it due to overwhelming other flavours. Wasn't a bad dish and tasted better than the other red beet one.. but yeah. always hard to balance when trying out new stuff

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my moid has a few horrifying stories of wypipo cooking that prove those stereotypes true. there are people out there who make, eat, and enjoy meals that look like they're from a food gore thread

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there are people out there who make, eat, and enjoy meals that look like they're from a food gore thread

Reminds me of this classic rDrama food lore:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17152870858299177.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17152870860018816.webp

:vomit:

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Link to the post please

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Sadly most of the pictures have been lost to time

https://rdrama.net/post/140221/cooking-with-penny-volume-iii

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I'm learning that taking good photos of food is an art in its own right, I wouldn't discount it based on photos I've taken.

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The descriptions that went with some of the (now lost) posts also sounded like food gore.

e.g. letting chicken simmer for 40 minutes.

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sounds more like white women's problems instead of white peoples

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My son went camping last weekend with scouts, they decided to have chicken alfredo for dinner. The kid in charge, who's like borderline r-slurred, blew off the recipe and used a combo of canned chicken and spam in it.

It's not just the women.

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HOLY FRICKING :marseytom: BASED!!!

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if you're on a scouting trip and not making foil packet meals you're >ngmi

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Yeah, that gets old as frick when you camp once or twice every month.

Also that trip was on an air force base, so no camp fire

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that sounds like a way cooler scouts pack than I had :marseygiveup:

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Eww

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