https://x.com/DiaryofaSickGrl/status/1816290421418704967
Please, please stop shaming people for using convenient food. Disabled people exist and it can be the difference between them/us eating or not. https://t.co/LSXqeZ0ppj
— Candace D. (@DiaryofaSickGrl) July 25, 2024
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Boiling eggs is really hard you guys:
https://x.com/shanewallick/status/1816286745773642033
https://x.com/megaforte84/status/1816296864431419663
https://x.com/DiaryofaSickGrl/status/1816299652981088693
Cripples mad:
https://x.com/VelvitMonroe/status/1816134471894327387
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Fricking kill me
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It's a b-word to peel a bunch of them if you're having a party.
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what type of white butt shit is this lmao who the frick brings eggs to a party
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Me at the buffet screaming "YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS" at the other guests
!followers dae remember this
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no matter how many times i read this it always makes me laff
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Deviled eggs and curried egg sandwiches are
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/devilled-eggs/91d6577e-f8b3-4754-a921-e0d67a6740df
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/104804/curried-egg-sandwiches/
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keep yourself safe crakkka
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No, thanks. I'd prefer to make you some of my delicious curried egg sandwiches.
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yall white neighbors be on some other shit
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Sorry we do more at parties than watch kids dry-hump each other against the chain link fence or whip shitties in stolen Chargers
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what the heck is going on in ur brain dude
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Black people don't eat deviled eggs??
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no neighbor
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Not if you boil them properly.
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so what? you're plan is too buy pre boiled eggs too make deviled eggs? just take the extra time too boil the darn eggs yourself
jewish lives matter
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I manipulate a friend into bringing me a bunch of peeled hardboiled eggs, two dozen is the most I'll do myself.
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If you have an instant pot (or could prob be done with another things just not sure the timing) crack em into a small greased container, put it on the trivet, and put some water in the bottom of the IP. Timing varies depending on how many eggs + size of container I do like 10 mins on high for 6 eggs
You get a weird egg loaf that you can just chop up for egg salad or other
salads if thats ur goal
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Give em a sharp smack against the chopping board or counter to break one side. Then put the broken side down and gently roll the egg to crush the rest of the shell in a band around the circumference. If done right, the shell will be broken up into small kinda squares and you can peel the lot off at once on the membrane. Iiirc you can pop off the top and bottom easily, maybe need to crush them in the first roll tho. Then chuck em in a big bowl of water to take off any remaining bits of shell
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I feel like soon enough there'll be money to be made in pre-toasted bread.
Anyone interested in backing my business venture?
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Unironically, microwave toastable bread is probably possible
With that silver stuff they use for microwave fries
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Eggboilers have been flaunting their ableism
for far too long 
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I use my instantpot
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How quickly does it boil them? And could you make soft boiled eggs with it too?
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5 minutes pressure cooking, 5 minutes releasing pressure, and 5 minutes in the ice bath for perfectly hard boiled and easy to peel eggs
Haven't done soft boiled, but I'd assume 2-3 minutes instead of 5 for cook time for those.
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What benefit does that add compared to just boiling them? I just boil them for 10 minutes and peel them under running cold faucet and have no issues
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Love me instant pot, simple as.
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lol of ALL the ways too prepare an egg soft/hard boiling has too be the easiest? eggs aren't particularly hard too prepare but if anything would give you trouble I'd imagine it would be poached eggs
jewish lives matter
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I know a paki that doesn't know how to boil eggs. I don't know if it's inbreeding or South Asian type of spoiling moidlets making him like this.
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9 1/2 minutes. no longer
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I think your 6 flipped upside down there, might want to look into that.
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you dumbass these people are talking about HARD boiled eggs
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Not a valid type of egg, sorry. Please go stand with the welldone steak people.
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How u gon soft boil for devild eggs and FYI in any case the correct number of minutes for soft-boiling is SEVEN
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