https://x.com/DiaryofaSickGrl/status/1816290421418704967
Please, please stop shaming people for using convenient food. Disabled people exist and it can be the difference between them/us eating or not. https://t.co/LSXqeZ0ppj
— Candace D. (@DiaryofaSickGrl) July 25, 2024
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Boiling eggs is really hard you guys:
https://x.com/shanewallick/status/1816286745773642033
https://x.com/megaforte84/status/1816296864431419663
https://x.com/DiaryofaSickGrl/status/1816299652981088693
Cripples mad:
https://x.com/VelvitMonroe/status/1816134471894327387
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The funniest part is that when they bring up "disabled people" they don't mean some poor guy who stepped on a landmine or was born without arms
and who could genuinely have trouble boiling an egg. They mean people with ADHD and PTSD 
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Yep… if I was this much of a cliche I'd keep myself safe.
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They need to chill
with the new acronyms.
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Who the frick is using this hashtag lol
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Fricking kill me
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I feel like soon enough there'll be money to be made in pre-toasted bread.
Anyone interested in backing my business venture?
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Unironically, microwave toastable bread is probably possible
With that silver stuff they use for microwave fries
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It's a b-word to peel a bunch of them if you're having a party.
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Not if you boil them properly.
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what type of white butt shit is this lmao who the frick brings eggs to a party
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Me at the buffet screaming "YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS" at the other guests
!followers dae remember this
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no matter how many times i read this it always makes me laff
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Deviled eggs and curried egg sandwiches are
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/devilled-eggs/91d6577e-f8b3-4754-a921-e0d67a6740df
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/104804/curried-egg-sandwiches/
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keep yourself safe crakkka
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No, thanks. I'd prefer to make you some of my delicious curried egg sandwiches.
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yall white neighbors be on some other shit
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Sorry we do more at parties than watch kids dry-hump each other against the chain link fence or whip shitties in stolen Chargers
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what the heck is going on in ur brain dude
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Black people don't eat deviled eggs??
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no neighbor
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so what? you're plan is too buy pre boiled eggs too make deviled eggs? just take the extra time too boil the darn eggs yourself
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I manipulate a friend into bringing me a bunch of peeled hardboiled eggs, two dozen is the most I'll do myself.
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If you have an instant pot (or could prob be done with another things just not sure the timing) crack em into a small greased container, put it on the trivet, and put some water in the bottom of the IP. Timing varies depending on how many eggs + size of container I do like 10 mins on high for 6 eggs
You get a weird egg loaf that you can just chop up for egg salad or other
salads if thats ur goal
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Give em a sharp smack against the chopping board or counter to break one side. Then put the broken side down and gently roll the egg to crush the rest of the shell in a band around the circumference. If done right, the shell will be broken up into small kinda squares and you can peel the lot off at once on the membrane. Iiirc you can pop off the top and bottom easily, maybe need to crush them in the first roll tho. Then chuck em in a big bowl of water to take off any remaining bits of shell
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Eggboilers have been flaunting their ableism
for far too long 
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I use my instantpot
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How quickly does it boil them? And could you make soft boiled eggs with it too?
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5 minutes pressure cooking, 5 minutes releasing pressure, and 5 minutes in the ice bath for perfectly hard boiled and easy to peel eggs
Haven't done soft boiled, but I'd assume 2-3 minutes instead of 5 for cook time for those.
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What benefit does that add compared to just boiling them? I just boil them for 10 minutes and peel them under running cold faucet and have no issues
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Love me instant pot, simple as.
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lol of ALL the ways too prepare an egg soft/hard boiling has too be the easiest? eggs aren't particularly hard too prepare but if anything would give you trouble I'd imagine it would be poached eggs
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I know a paki that doesn't know how to boil eggs. I don't know if it's inbreeding or South Asian type of spoiling moidlets making him like this.
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9 1/2 minutes. no longer
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I think your 6 flipped upside down there, might want to look into that.
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you dumbass these people are talking about HARD boiled eggs
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Not a valid type of egg, sorry. Please go stand with the welldone steak people.
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How u gon soft boil for devild eggs and FYI in any case the correct number of minutes for soft-boiling is SEVEN
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This b-word
is using the oven wtf. Don't these women 
have mothers?
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any female born after 1993 can't cook… all they know is mcdonald's , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
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ill be honest i dont really have a problem with the be bisexual part... !coomers
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Outspokenly bisexual women are the worst. They all are already, no need to make it a personality feature
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yea honestly I know a couple examples irl and you're 100 percent correct. Still the being bisexual part I really dont have a problem with
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I was watching Salesman (1969) about bible salesman going door to door in the 60s and it's all women at home by themselves during the day, and all they do is seem to sit there, and smoke, and are just happy to have company and someone to talk too. Almost always with a kid running around or a grandma. They had plenty of time to learn to cook before in between doing nothing.
We really did go through a major cultural upheaval and it really only fully got adopted w/ millenials
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keep yourself safe with your twitter meme
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jewish lives matter
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Bro people on reddit are always talking about how oven prepared dishes are better because it cooks slowly...until you read what dishes they are trying to prepare and it's like Indian or South East Asian curry or literally braising Szechuan Chinese for ✨texture and flavor✨
If you guys didn't have enough reasons to violently murder a redditor, now you have a solid one
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wut?? its impossible to cook any indian dish in the microwave
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Curry/comments/lns7m9/lamb_handioven_cooked_2_hourstasted_divine/
It tasted divine
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since when are ovens same as microwave??
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Where did I say microwave?
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I thought that b-word was talking about microwave and assumed everything henceforth in this context as microwave
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people have difficulty putting eggs in boiling water
and waiting? 
how do you frick up that recipe?
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wow hes LITERALLY me
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Sea-level obviously
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Heck you can air fry them if boiling water is too hard
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I've known guys who buy these when working on the road. Lots of cheap hotels don't have stove tops.
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This is too reasonable of an explanation for rdrama
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Imagine the smell
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They're refridgerated look at the bottom of the package.
Also my first job as a teenager was in the dairy section of a grocery store, I had these once because a pack reached the expiration date. They just taste/smell like normal eggs.
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We have these things called "Coolers". You fill them with ice and the stuff inside stays cold.
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lmao poorcel
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What?
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so ur poor and r-slurred? no hope at all
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Yeah the gas stations around me sell them; they look like one of the healthier things a trucker or tradie could eat out of all the options
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Are you saying there's something wrong with my lunch of two Slim Jim's, a pack of powdered sugar donuts, a grape propel, and a white Monster?
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Not enough cigarettes
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It's all about the Zyn now.
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There's room for improvement. The propel is a decent start, it should allow you to add a second Monster without entering kidney failure.
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you say that jokingly but that honesty is a solid meal. thats more carbs and proteins than you're avg person in history got in their average meal
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isn't it time for you to change your signature or are you still hyperfixated on watchmen
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Nothing else has caught my interest since I put that there and signatures are annoying
so I think I'm just gonna keep it
It's a good comic book
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Sometimes the gas stations sell red beet eggs, they're a solid pick up.
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Beetroot is my least favourite vegetable.
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It literally tastes like dirt so you know it has to be good for you.
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the old dutch pennsylvania trick
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Think of the underprivileged road guys working in stove deserts
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I literally cannot imagine entering a relationship with a woman who is this bad at cooking. This is 100x worse than a high body count fr
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Bet theres both at play here
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If these people can't boil water
with some eggs in it then how do they perform their ADLs like dressing and bathing? How do they make it to the stylist to get their hair dyed purple 
and teal and play vidya 
all day?
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I imagine some zoomer
yuppy with Lazy Disease 
or some condition that is more of an inconvenience than a debilitation. They bathe, live in a nice condo in the city their parents pay for, and a hard day's work is taking public transport to Starbuck and arguing with more than 3 people on reddit.
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