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Yes, that is disgusting and you are a weirdo. Ketchup sandwich on its own - sure, even better if you toast the bread. But strictly something for "I'm really hungry right now but can't be bothered cooking even something quick".

Ordinary cheese sandwich? Nothing wrong with that.

Combining cheese and tomato ketchup in a sandwich? You are Satan's degenerate offspring whom he disowned because he was so ashamed.

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The frick? :marseyconfused: how would a ketchup only sandwich be better than a cheese and ketchup sandwich?

Cheese and tomato are a classic combo, you are a hating butt neighbor

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I enjoy a ketchup toast from time to time and you would think that cheese would make it better but it just drags it down.

Toast, a little butter, and a thin spread of ketchup is the only way to go.

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Couldn't you at least put it into a sandwich maker? Fricking :marseytom: Bongs.

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'Sandwich maker'? How fricking stupid are you Americans? It's bread, filling, bread - I'm guessing you were too busy getting shot for that lesson in school?

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He's talking about a panini press. It's as electric kitchen appliance, you wouldn't understand.


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Smart :marseyrick: enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to know that this POS would :marseywood: be infinitely improved by just melting :marseytoht: the cheese :marseypizzaslice:

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The thing that really fricks me up is using two slices of bread for this. If you only use two piddly ingredients at least don't completely drown them out with plain bread

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Eh, if you added ham then no-one would care :marseyshrug:

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Ham and ketchup is foul, you should be ashamed for this comment

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@Krayon (sister toucher)Philospher at this point you shouldn't just quit rdrama.net, you should actually keep yourself safe.

I'm not joking, you've fricked your sister, you've been doxxed, you've been ridiculed to the extreme by a group of people who get ridiculed by normies 99% of the time. It has never been so over as it is for you right now.

There is no way up left for you. You have no shot left at a thriving career, a caring husband, a loving father or anything else. I would have liked to see you become a useful member of society but come on, if you had the resolve to become one, you would have the tenacity to not frick your sister

You're probably going to die in a meth or heroin OD when you're 40 and your last days would be a painful hallucination of the places you always wanted to visit

It's better to just keep yourself safe when you no there's no way you're escaping this fate. I would suggest blade to the wrist because it matches your aesthetic.

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