Ben and Jerry's TOPPED

!tops !goyslopenjoyers

I don't normally buy B&J's because of how r-slurred and preachy they are but they had a tiramisu flavor they discontinued like 10 years ago I really liked. They brought it back in a new form and it's p good.

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I kinda feel like this implicitly concedes that people are fricking eating the fricking entire pint at once.

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Did you realize Santa isn;t real recently too?

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What are fricking you trying to say, b-word?

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I wasn't trying to say anything because I was explicitly calling you a naive moron

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Okay that's fine as long as you aren't disrespecting my for real homey Santa Claus, motherlover!

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This you? https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725004732518822.webp

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!Christmaschads It's me and the answer is absolutely yes.

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I used to but got too fat

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post fupa

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I stopped eating Cherry Garcia. Now I'm just fat because of alcoholism.

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I got that way too. Drinking :marseymodelo2: on the weekends, drinking :marseyzwei: on Hump Day, drinking :marseydrunk2: on Thirsty :marseysipping: Thursday, even on Muh Alcohol :marseymoonshine: Mondays. At some point :marseyfoxgloveyourself: I got tired :marseymug: of drinking :marseydrunk2: and found :marseymimic: it no longer brought me joy. Lost 30lbs and got my flat belly back. You can do it I believe :marseyparappa: in you.

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post beer gut

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Wait until you get ahold of the "uncommon" femboy scat flavor.

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Shut up

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I fricking hate you

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Frick you I hate you I hate you

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I would eat the pint with a whole bottle of that chocolate shell coating that freezes on there and wonder why I felt so horrible every time

the pint is 700-800 cal

the bottle of shell was like an additonal 1400 :marseybooba!:

I think that stuff is nothing but sugar and coconut oil

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Coconut oil is also a laxative, so that probably didn't help.

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Oh. :marseydisgusted:

I thought it was one of those single serving cups :marseychonker:

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is that wierd? I can eat a whole pint in less than 10 minutes causally.Half Bakednis my go to

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I enjoy getting TOPPED because I'm neurodivergent and eat icecream vertically, instead of horizontally 'layer by layer'

And then I stick my pp in the ice cream hole

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And then I stick my pp in the ice cream hole

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