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I don't know how there aren't more of these. I have a scar from doing this.

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@misterwigger's goyslop tips

  • Use a spoon to separate frozen patties. The curvature, larger surface area , and less prone to bending really help separate them easier. And no risk of seppuku!!
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Yeah, but they were stuck really close together and a spoon wouldn't fit anywhere in the edge, and I'm r-slurred

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You have to c*m in the spoon first - it acts as both a lubricant and a heating element.

:#marseytrumpgarrison:

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the microwave has a defrost option man its not worth your life :marseyfacepalm:


black trans lives matter

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The point of separating them was that I only wanted 1 burger patty, so I couldn't cook them both.

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Skill issue and so on

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Don't point the stabby end at yourself

And/or make the patties from scratch instead of buying frozen ones

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It's kind of funny, till the end and you find out by 'loner' they mean disabled old guy.

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And after stabbing himself he went to bed and bled out slowly there. It's pretty sad.

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:marseyangel:

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A uniquely American tragedy. :marseypatriot: And on international burger day :marseyburger:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17266901421715918.webp


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This was in the UK

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:marseybeanrelieved#:

Nevermind. All is still well in the world


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>people living in the UK

An even bigger tragedy


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yeah no this could have easily been me

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There was also no indication that Griffiths, who was found lying fully clothed on his bed, had been assaulted.

"Bloody heck, I appear to have stabbed myself."

:#marseyseppukutalking:

"This stab wound is making me a bit tired. Time for a nap!"

:#marseytoastytalking:

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I noticed that too. Maybe the phone was in the bedroom and he couldn't reach it. Or maybe he decided dying wasn't so bad after all. :marseydepressed:

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This ain't funny!

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He will live forever in burgerhala now

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Should have made a double

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And you are?

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Dumbass, you're supposed to throw them angrily out the window

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