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Loner stabbed himself to death trying to separate two frozen burgers with a knife https://t.co/fy88BuiWnD pic.twitter.com/dYBFgU8l0n
— New York Post (@nypost) September 18, 2024
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I don't know how there aren't more of these. I have a scar from doing this.
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Yeah, but they were stuck really close together and a spoon wouldn't fit anywhere in the edge, and I'm r-slurred
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You have to c*m in the spoon first - it acts as both a lubricant and a heating element.
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the microwave has a defrost option man its not worth your life
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The point of separating them was that I only wanted 1 burger patty, so I couldn't cook them both.
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
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Skill issue and so on
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Don't point the stabby end at yourself
And/or make the patties from scratch instead of buying frozen ones
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It's kind of funny, till the end and you find out by 'loner' they mean disabled old guy.
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And after stabbing himself he went to bed and bled out slowly there. It's pretty sad.
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A uniquely American tragedy.
And on international burger day 
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This was in the UK
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Nevermind. All is still well in the world
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An even bigger tragedy
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yeah no this could have easily been me
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"Bloody heck, I appear to have stabbed myself."
"This stab wound is making me a bit tired. Time for a nap!"
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I noticed that too. Maybe the phone was in the bedroom and he couldn't reach it. Or maybe he decided dying wasn't so bad after all.
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This ain't funny!
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He will live forever in burgerhala now
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Should have made a double
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And you are?
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/nypost/status/1836461035093471284:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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Dumbass, you're supposed to throw them angrily out the window
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