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I don't know how there aren't more of these. I have a scar from doing this.

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Don't point the stabby end at yourself

And/or make the patties from scratch instead of buying frozen ones

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@misterwigger's goyslop tips

  • Use a spoon to separate frozen patties. The curvature, larger surface area , and less prone to bending really help separate them easier. And no risk of seppuku!!
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Yeah, but they were stuck really close together and a spoon wouldn't fit anywhere in the edge, and I'm r-slurred

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You have to c*m in the spoon first - it acts as both a lubricant and a heating element.

:#marseytrumpgarrison:

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the microwave has a defrost option man its not worth your life :marseyfacepalm:


black trans lives matter

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The point of separating them was that I only wanted 1 burger patty, so I couldn't cook them both.

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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include Black trans lives matter in your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to post Black trans lives matter next time πŸ˜‰ if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while πŸ₯΅

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Skill issue and so on

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