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TERF Island Saturday night takeaway

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  • Jalapeno poppers

  • Hotshot pizza (pepperoni, salami, onions, chili peppers)

  • Donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces

  • A can of diet Irn Bru

The pizza was pretty good, it had a high grease content. The donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening. We ordered pretty early so I'm worried it's the previous night's leftover shaved meat that's been sitting in a drawer.

I feel like shit this morning. I've never been so dry in my life, I must have been snoring like a lawnmower.

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What do you use the clothespins for?

Also, @Poj rate this guy's takeout pls :marseybegging:

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3/10. Apart from the food being trash, he didn't put the camera on food mode. Here is a good pic I took of a Big Mac just by putting the camera on food mode: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726997688829594.webp

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Thanks :marseythanks:

I didn't even know food mode existed :marseymindblown:

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Big Mac? That looks like a McChicken

Maccas :vomit:

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The UK has a bunch of :marseytunaktunak:so our Big Macs.have a chicken option. (The bottom layer isn't in view)

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The bottom layer isn't in view

Wow great picture queen

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Thanks TIL

I wonder how long until it is rolled out here.

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Maccas

!pinoypride IIRC don't we have our own name for it? "McDo" or something like that?

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It's McDo here yeah. :marseythumbsup:

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Apart from the food being trash

You'd know.

Food mode is great if you want half of the picture to be blurry.

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Wait

>donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening

How pathetic is your stomach that a few bits of cold meat will kill it :marseywut2:

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cold meat

It's brave to call it meat.

https://www.ckfastfoods.com/product/donner-kebab-10kg-turka-red

£30 for 10kg

Premium Beef Utm 68%, Chicken 18%, Fat 14%, Wheat Flour (Contains Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Salt, Ammonium Carbonate, Onion Powder, Flavour Enhancer E621, Modified Maize Starch, Cumin, White Pepper, Potato Starch, Stabilisers (E450, E451, E452), Garlic, Chilli, Black Pepper

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You just need a :marseyturkroach: stomach

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It's my friend's house, it's a bit of a mess. I don't rate his missus.

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Fair, maybe it's some avant garde decoration thing :marseywarhol:

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I think they use them for hanging clothes to dry in the conservatory.

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